My favorite part of my week is passing the shirtless unicycler on my walk home. He's improving!

Concept: an Oppenheimer porn parody where the tagline is "I am death destroyer of holes"
Possibly called Oppen-hymen

Just a stupid violent little baby

Jimmy Buffett died today. He died before I could go to Margaritaville. Now if I go I'm gonna have to deal with Jimmy Buffett's ghost :(