Today something crashed into my window and I panicked assuming it was a pigeon, who had now fallen to his death.
I looked out my window ready to see the body on the sidewalk only to see my partner waving at me.
He had thrown a snowball at the window because my phone was on silent.
I looked out my window ready to see the body on the sidewalk only to see my partner waving at me.
He had thrown a snowball at the window because my phone was on silent.
January 20, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Today something crashed into my window and I panicked assuming it was a pigeon, who had now fallen to his death.
I looked out my window ready to see the body on the sidewalk only to see my partner waving at me.
He had thrown a snowball at the window because my phone was on silent.
I looked out my window ready to see the body on the sidewalk only to see my partner waving at me.
He had thrown a snowball at the window because my phone was on silent.
My daughters backpack broke before school this morning so I gave her mine and told her to empty it and use it
It apparently was filled with $20 in change, tissues, and receipts
It apparently was filled with $20 in change, tissues, and receipts
January 5, 2026 at 2:40 PM
My daughters backpack broke before school this morning so I gave her mine and told her to empty it and use it
It apparently was filled with $20 in change, tissues, and receipts
It apparently was filled with $20 in change, tissues, and receipts
On the weekend my sister commented on how this was a nice water bottle, and I excitedly asked her to guess where I got it from
She guessed lost and found
She got it in one guess
Her water bottle was also from her works lost and found
Service industry life
She guessed lost and found
She got it in one guess
Her water bottle was also from her works lost and found
Service industry life
January 5, 2026 at 2:34 PM
On the weekend my sister commented on how this was a nice water bottle, and I excitedly asked her to guess where I got it from
She guessed lost and found
She got it in one guess
Her water bottle was also from her works lost and found
Service industry life
She guessed lost and found
She got it in one guess
Her water bottle was also from her works lost and found
Service industry life
Part of me dreads the day my kids will get a cell phone, the other part of me wishes he had one so I could text him right now and ask him to turn the kettle off
November 9, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Part of me dreads the day my kids will get a cell phone, the other part of me wishes he had one so I could text him right now and ask him to turn the kettle off
I suspect someone I know only through my sister has broken up with their partner
I don't want to ask my sister if they have because:
a) I am not sure, but I believe my sister has had a falling out with them
b) it's not my business
I don't want to ask my sister if they have because:
a) I am not sure, but I believe my sister has had a falling out with them
b) it's not my business
October 14, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I suspect someone I know only through my sister has broken up with their partner
I don't want to ask my sister if they have because:
a) I am not sure, but I believe my sister has had a falling out with them
b) it's not my business
I don't want to ask my sister if they have because:
a) I am not sure, but I believe my sister has had a falling out with them
b) it's not my business
My little boy is having a nap on me, and I just got very overwhelmed with how much I love him.
Being a parent is something I love so much.
Being a parent is something I love so much.
October 4, 2025 at 2:24 PM
My little boy is having a nap on me, and I just got very overwhelmed with how much I love him.
Being a parent is something I love so much.
Being a parent is something I love so much.
Headed to the last game of the season for the blue jays today. Purchased the tickets over a month ago and it's going to be a very intense game.
September 28, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Headed to the last game of the season for the blue jays today. Purchased the tickets over a month ago and it's going to be a very intense game.
Excited for it to be too cold for motorcycles. Living on a main Street and hearing them roar by at 3am is so fun.
September 20, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Excited for it to be too cold for motorcycles. Living on a main Street and hearing them roar by at 3am is so fun.
I just misheard invincibility as infants ability
September 18, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I just misheard invincibility as infants ability
Sitting in my living room with my cat, my boyfriend, and my baby
All three of them are sleeping
I too would love to sleep
All three of them are sleeping
I too would love to sleep
September 17, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Sitting in my living room with my cat, my boyfriend, and my baby
All three of them are sleeping
I too would love to sleep
All three of them are sleeping
I too would love to sleep
Facebook: do you want to add your midwife as a friend?
Me: no I don't, and I have no friends in common, can you at least pretend you don't go through all my data?
Me: no I don't, and I have no friends in common, can you at least pretend you don't go through all my data?
September 7, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Facebook: do you want to add your midwife as a friend?
Me: no I don't, and I have no friends in common, can you at least pretend you don't go through all my data?
Me: no I don't, and I have no friends in common, can you at least pretend you don't go through all my data?
My daughter has picked up so much of the language my partner uses. The ones I have noticed are:
Little one
Sleepy head
Kipper (a name he gives to every cat)
It's sweet and much better than the language I use
Little one
Sleepy head
Kipper (a name he gives to every cat)
It's sweet and much better than the language I use
July 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
My daughter has picked up so much of the language my partner uses. The ones I have noticed are:
Little one
Sleepy head
Kipper (a name he gives to every cat)
It's sweet and much better than the language I use
Little one
Sleepy head
Kipper (a name he gives to every cat)
It's sweet and much better than the language I use
The one thing about breastfeeding is how much time I spend looking at my baby's ears
I think he has great ears and would look great with a few piercings in his ears
And hope when he's old enough to decide, gets many piercings
I think he has great ears and would look great with a few piercings in his ears
And hope when he's old enough to decide, gets many piercings
June 23, 2025 at 6:53 PM
The one thing about breastfeeding is how much time I spend looking at my baby's ears
I think he has great ears and would look great with a few piercings in his ears
And hope when he's old enough to decide, gets many piercings
I think he has great ears and would look great with a few piercings in his ears
And hope when he's old enough to decide, gets many piercings
Had a massive credit card bill last month and paid it the day before I gave birth then the day I gave birth because I was tired labouring and confused.
June 13, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Had a massive credit card bill last month and paid it the day before I gave birth then the day I gave birth because I was tired labouring and confused.
Just cleaning while 9 months pregnant, telling myself I am not nesting
May 27, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Just cleaning while 9 months pregnant, telling myself I am not nesting
I am pregnant and stopped drinking 2 months before I got pregnant
I stopped drinking because of how it affects my mental health
Yet, I have been seeing so many ads with mimosas for mother's Day I am suddenly craving one
I shall have a soda water and oj tomorrow, hopefully it will hit the spot
I stopped drinking because of how it affects my mental health
Yet, I have been seeing so many ads with mimosas for mother's Day I am suddenly craving one
I shall have a soda water and oj tomorrow, hopefully it will hit the spot
May 11, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I am pregnant and stopped drinking 2 months before I got pregnant
I stopped drinking because of how it affects my mental health
Yet, I have been seeing so many ads with mimosas for mother's Day I am suddenly craving one
I shall have a soda water and oj tomorrow, hopefully it will hit the spot
I stopped drinking because of how it affects my mental health
Yet, I have been seeing so many ads with mimosas for mother's Day I am suddenly craving one
I shall have a soda water and oj tomorrow, hopefully it will hit the spot
Things I have learned having a cat:
old apartment not haunted
new apartment haunted
old apartment not haunted
new apartment haunted
May 9, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Things I have learned having a cat:
old apartment not haunted
new apartment haunted
old apartment not haunted
new apartment haunted
I really don't enjoy doing homework as it is often an overwhelming experience
However, I fucking love getting my grades back, good or bad tell me what you think, tell me my worth
However, I fucking love getting my grades back, good or bad tell me what you think, tell me my worth
February 18, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I really don't enjoy doing homework as it is often an overwhelming experience
However, I fucking love getting my grades back, good or bad tell me what you think, tell me my worth
However, I fucking love getting my grades back, good or bad tell me what you think, tell me my worth
Sloan just offered Colton her breakfast sausages, to which Colton happily agreed to take
However, she picked them up in her hand and passed them across the table, and he received them in his hand
However, she picked them up in her hand and passed them across the table, and he received them in his hand
February 14, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Sloan just offered Colton her breakfast sausages, to which Colton happily agreed to take
However, she picked them up in her hand and passed them across the table, and he received them in his hand
However, she picked them up in her hand and passed them across the table, and he received them in his hand
Called my dad and was talking about how difficult some of my assignments were and the amount of research they were involving and his response was "it's a master's program"
And fair
But it's harrrrd
And fair
But it's harrrrd
February 6, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Called my dad and was talking about how difficult some of my assignments were and the amount of research they were involving and his response was "it's a master's program"
And fair
But it's harrrrd
And fair
But it's harrrrd
My cat was attacking my boyfriend last night so I had to step in and I stood up and shouted tachi no and snapped my fingers
My cat proceeded to give me the sassiest head roll and then rolled over and laid on his back
It was quite funny to see him submit and be like fine mom I will stop
My cat proceeded to give me the sassiest head roll and then rolled over and laid on his back
It was quite funny to see him submit and be like fine mom I will stop
February 5, 2025 at 3:39 PM
My cat was attacking my boyfriend last night so I had to step in and I stood up and shouted tachi no and snapped my fingers
My cat proceeded to give me the sassiest head roll and then rolled over and laid on his back
It was quite funny to see him submit and be like fine mom I will stop
My cat proceeded to give me the sassiest head roll and then rolled over and laid on his back
It was quite funny to see him submit and be like fine mom I will stop
I feed my cat when I go to bed which is anywhere between 10-11pm
However, the other night I was beat and went to bed at 8:30 and every night since he's reminded me that I fed him at 8:30, and would like to be fed at 8:30
However, the other night I was beat and went to bed at 8:30 and every night since he's reminded me that I fed him at 8:30, and would like to be fed at 8:30
February 4, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I feed my cat when I go to bed which is anywhere between 10-11pm
However, the other night I was beat and went to bed at 8:30 and every night since he's reminded me that I fed him at 8:30, and would like to be fed at 8:30
However, the other night I was beat and went to bed at 8:30 and every night since he's reminded me that I fed him at 8:30, and would like to be fed at 8:30
Moving in with my partner next month and he has been packing his books in plastic bags
I don't think this will end well for him
He thinks it will be fine
I don't think this will end well for him
He thinks it will be fine
February 3, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Moving in with my partner next month and he has been packing his books in plastic bags
I don't think this will end well for him
He thinks it will be fine
I don't think this will end well for him
He thinks it will be fine
When it comes to typing the word advertisements I suddenly become English and write adverts because who wants to type all those extra letters when I am getting the point across with adverts
January 28, 2025 at 2:28 AM
When it comes to typing the word advertisements I suddenly become English and write adverts because who wants to type all those extra letters when I am getting the point across with adverts