Anybody else make their own Traveler's Notebook? I made the inserts, too. They're wonky, but I kind of dig that.

You should be watching my movies on the biggest screen possible.

Video: Clips from the opening credits of Colossus: The Forbin Project
Audio: Original guitar loop

I'm going to keep putting weird videos on the words websites until they ban me.

She appeared in a dream. She tried to sell me Lux Soap.

They gave this dude a big brain that kept getting bigger. He could instantly play piano and kill people with his mind, but had trouble finding a hat that fit. Then they sent him back to a primate. You never know what somebody's been through is what I'm saying.

Put it all on a leaf on a stream and watch it go.

Here are some soothing sights and sounds.