@charlieplatteborze.bsky.social
Facebook refugee. Bad music. Cats. My wife is a goth.
Bald problems: I had a dime stuck to my head for 13 hours yesterday. Don’t know how it got there.
March 19, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Bald problems: I had a dime stuck to my head for 13 hours yesterday. Don’t know how it got there.
None Of Us Saints at Scottish Dave’s on Saint Patrick’s Day.
March 18, 2025 at 11:34 AM
None Of Us Saints at Scottish Dave’s on Saint Patrick’s Day.
Speaking of which, my irishy band is playing at Scottish Dave’s on Monday at 8:00. The good bands are after.
March 15, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Speaking of which, my irishy band is playing at Scottish Dave’s on Monday at 8:00. The good bands are after.
My cat has oligarch face.
March 9, 2025 at 3:28 PM
My cat has oligarch face.
Got a new one. This is Pumpkin.
March 6, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Got a new one. This is Pumpkin.
Cancel your Amazon Prime and all your subscriptions and when it asks why, say “oligarchy.” It feels good.
March 5, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Cancel your Amazon Prime and all your subscriptions and when it asks why, say “oligarchy.” It feels good.
Poetic.
February 26, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Poetic.
My next Low Moments album cover. Don’t worry, I haven’t written anything in months.
January 31, 2025 at 11:44 PM
My next Low Moments album cover. Don’t worry, I haven’t written anything in months.
I mean.
January 28, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I mean.
My artistic peak.
Lawnmowerjetpack "Multiuntalented" full Album 2003
YouTube video by TheNoitis
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January 26, 2025 at 10:29 PM
My artistic peak.
Whoever updated Metal Archives with me looking like a leprechaun, I love it.
January 26, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Whoever updated Metal Archives with me looking like a leprechaun, I love it.
Annie: “I just did two miles on level three on the treadmill. That’s like power walking speed. Do you know how fast that is?”
Me: “Like Mommy walking through a graveyard?”
Annie: “Yeah, like almost running.”
#gothwifegothlife #gothwife
#graveyardhustle
Me: “Like Mommy walking through a graveyard?”
Annie: “Yeah, like almost running.”
#gothwifegothlife #gothwife
#graveyardhustle
January 25, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Annie: “I just did two miles on level three on the treadmill. That’s like power walking speed. Do you know how fast that is?”
Me: “Like Mommy walking through a graveyard?”
Annie: “Yeah, like almost running.”
#gothwifegothlife #gothwife
#graveyardhustle
Me: “Like Mommy walking through a graveyard?”
Annie: “Yeah, like almost running.”
#gothwifegothlife #gothwife
#graveyardhustle
January 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY GODDAM BLUESKY BAND ACCOUNTS I HAVE TO MAKE NOW!?!?
January 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY GODDAM BLUESKY BAND ACCOUNTS I HAVE TO MAKE NOW!?!?