“That’s great, but I really need someone bilingual.”

Dog looks the man in the eye, and says, “Meow.”

Dog sits down at the typewriter (this is an old joke) and cracks out a page at 120 words per minute.

Man sighs, “I can’t hire you, I need someone computer literate.”

Dog sits down at the man’s computer, updates the operating system, fixes his excel files, and cleans all the viruses off.

Man puts a help wanted sign in his shop window. Dog walks in and points to the sign. Man says, “I can’t hire you. You’re just a dog.”
Dog points to the bottom of the sign, where it is printed Equal Opportunity Employer.

Man sigh, “I can’t hire you, I need someone that can type 60 words a minute “

I left him out on a bed of paper towels until lunch time, then took him away. I hope Chocolate muffin understands. I’m not sure though, she’s been looking around in the places he would hide.

Then I’m inside for two hours of meetings via MS Teams. Take a break, look out the window, Chocolate muffin is licking the crème’s still body, laying in a small puddle.

Ran out, but it was too late. the poor kitten was cold and dead.

Now I’m sad, so very sad about a little no name kitten.

fell in the pool. I fished him out. Lucky that I heard it, he was headed toward the deep end. Dried him off, all good.

This morning, I put out food, everyone is chowing down, except the beautiful crème, she’s on the far side of the pool. I pick her up, take her to the food bowls.

6.2? My first thought was how does she know an earthquake is going to happen in November

Cruise ship?

16 years, that’s great run. You must have taken excellent care of him

“Left the light on” that was brilliant

Meanwhile, Sam’s dog is being annoying. Sam doesn’t mind, because Floyd is annoying someone else.

You realize, cat believes he has one, and you have given up, and been shown your place?

$10,000 dollar reward for information leading to arrest and conviction… but only by in-network police officials.