Recently I slept with my second cousin. Sounds bad but in my defence, they're both fit. #oneliner

Apparently the agrophobics and claustrophobics wanted to form a support group, but they couldn't agree where to meet

The last ten minutes of every Attenborough show are boring as hell but you gotta watch that shit. Pay your respects to the crew

Elon is a cuck pass it on

Yeah but what about ADULTS IN NEED. 😡🇬🇧😡

Right whose got some Gary Barlow son memes

Elon is a cuck pass it on

This is like Twitter but without the racists and constant porn