Just reminiscing about the Wendy's on Division before they redid it. Had the window area and everything. Once I was standing in line and someone ran in to steal the charity change box but it was chained to the counter to which the employee said “You dumbass, it's chained to the counter." good times.

Let’s go out! I wish “Aaron’s Party” was real place!

Why can’t they get AI to give me little back scratchies until I fall asleep? Like— do something useful.

People are bummed for the eaglet that didn’t make it when the same livefeed shows mom slurping up the intestines of a raven like spaghetti in between feedings of blood drenched meat to the living ones. So… It’s like… *Breaks into “The Circle of Life (as sung by th Disney Channel Circle of Stars)”*

… it’s like, why was it called “Twilight”?

Them: Have you ever heard a truly “no skip” album?

Me: Yes! ‘Now—‘

Them: —None of the ‘Now, That’s What I Call Music’s count.

Me: Then no.