charliefik.bsky.social
@charliefik.bsky.social
I do own an iron thank you very much, ive just never turned it on, and its not because i dont know how to or haven't put enough petrol in it before you start going on about that kind of thing!
September 29, 2023 at 9:51 AM
I do own an iron thank you very much, ive just never turned it on, and its not because i dont know how to or haven't put enough petrol in it before you start going on about that kind of thing!
I normally just dunk mine into a cup of tea before serving it to ensure that the temperature is right if it burns it's just right I dont think enough people have wells to make this a normal thing and remember people may have to drink the water from the well after youve dunked your bollocks in there
September 29, 2023 at 9:46 AM
I normally just dunk mine into a cup of tea before serving it to ensure that the temperature is right if it burns it's just right I dont think enough people have wells to make this a normal thing and remember people may have to drink the water from the well after youve dunked your bollocks in there
You're probably going to need quite a big hole (not like that)
September 25, 2023 at 4:15 PM
You're probably going to need quite a big hole (not like that)
I dont really believe in homeopathic remedies/or like the taste of frog spawn/sperm
September 25, 2023 at 6:56 AM
I dont really believe in homeopathic remedies/or like the taste of frog spawn/sperm
Im having trouble shifting them on ebay theae days, my customer base seems to have dried up/died off (maybe underpants related)
September 23, 2023 at 7:25 PM
Im having trouble shifting them on ebay theae days, my customer base seems to have dried up/died off (maybe underpants related)
Give me a chance! I've only got one pair of hands!
September 23, 2023 at 12:56 PM
Give me a chance! I've only got one pair of hands!
@slacko.bsky.social can you please confirm if you are a wanker called steven?
September 23, 2023 at 12:54 PM
@slacko.bsky.social can you please confirm if you are a wanker called steven?
I literally havent done anything! Thanks, but I really dont think I deserve it, would you like a pair of underpants as a keepsake? The ones i've got on now are probably due for a change/put in the bin any day soon.
September 23, 2023 at 12:48 PM
I literally havent done anything! Thanks, but I really dont think I deserve it, would you like a pair of underpants as a keepsake? The ones i've got on now are probably due for a change/put in the bin any day soon.
Perhaps Thomas could learn crow for Fuck off?
September 15, 2023 at 9:16 AM
Perhaps Thomas could learn crow for Fuck off?
Perhaps they are sea ostriches?
September 14, 2023 at 10:34 PM
Perhaps they are sea ostriches?
I think it has zack Efron? In it, have you watched any of the high school musical films youll be singing along to the songs for weeks after
September 14, 2023 at 12:55 PM
I think it has zack Efron? In it, have you watched any of the high school musical films youll be singing along to the songs for weeks after
It would probably suit someone on the run from the law
September 14, 2023 at 12:52 PM
It would probably suit someone on the run from the law
Have you seen chitty chitty bang bang, it's about a rubbish old fashioned flying car! And there is absolutely no 'bang bang' in it (misleading!)
September 14, 2023 at 12:03 PM
Have you seen chitty chitty bang bang, it's about a rubbish old fashioned flying car! And there is absolutely no 'bang bang' in it (misleading!)
Terrible plumber
September 12, 2023 at 7:42 PM
Terrible plumber
Longest bogey ever!
September 12, 2023 at 7:06 PM
Longest bogey ever!
September 12, 2023 at 7:02 PM
I am now fully reassured
September 12, 2023 at 5:35 PM
I am now fully reassured
Weirdly you dont see a lot if squirrels hanging out around coconut shys at carnivals, it does seem like quite a daunting prospect gnawing your way through a coconut if theres an acorn nearby
September 12, 2023 at 4:01 PM
Weirdly you dont see a lot if squirrels hanging out around coconut shys at carnivals, it does seem like quite a daunting prospect gnawing your way through a coconut if theres an acorn nearby
This is very reassuring i was afraid for a minute that Thomas has developed dyslexia in addition to being a total wanker which would have been too much for me to bare
September 12, 2023 at 3:58 PM
This is very reassuring i was afraid for a minute that Thomas has developed dyslexia in addition to being a total wanker which would have been too much for me to bare
Anyone thinking im mentally sorted needs their brain examined
September 12, 2023 at 3:45 PM
Anyone thinking im mentally sorted needs their brain examined
Oh yes im well sorted alright!
September 12, 2023 at 3:35 PM
Oh yes im well sorted alright!
Caling me a cnut is not lovely!
September 12, 2023 at 3:30 PM
Caling me a cnut is not lovely!
The second one, im not sure if the big piles of used tissues are snot or not though
September 12, 2023 at 3:29 PM
The second one, im not sure if the big piles of used tissues are snot or not though