My twat of a dog managed to get hold of pizza dough proving last night. I need to extend my health anxiety Google policy- aka don't Dr Google- to my dog (she's fine) 🙈🙈🙈

I'm on leave, but I keep an eye on my clients! It's been making me very nervous that one of my clients hasn't sent out a Christmas email; with over 1000 subscribers and a 50% open rate, they can't afford to neglect it. Today I caved... and did the email 🤣 Don't say I'm not dedicated

Me: I feel sick. I think it's because I'm so tired.

Also me: I know I had a huge portion at lunch, but I'm just going to trim this remaining Bailey's tiramisu for instagram. Oooh I'll just pop it in my mouth. Oooh it's rich isn't it