listening to the new lily allen album and getting into the lore

#nokings portland photo dump

bird watching

see you in the mosh pit

only trü nerds will understand how deeply satisfying my creation is

What’s a movie you think nobody but you and a handful of people have heard of, that you think is a fantastic film?

That cancelled tv show you’ll never stop thinking about?

PORTLAND FRIENDS: Last call for portraits / headshots! I’ve got a few slots left for the next 2 weeks before I’m upping rates to market value so if you need a new author photo, profesh headshot, social media avatar, branding, what have you, email or msg me. Here’s some recent samples.

primal memory unlocked: kiddo homer simpsoning into meat bliss

not bad for sub $20 weeknight dinner for 3

now that the sag-aftra strike is over, I’d like to point out this is now a plausible possibility

bob menendez being bribed with gold bars in the midst of a constitutional crisis reminds me of this guy