Shuffling into a dingy alleyway where a guy in a trench coat slips me a Colleen Hoover sequel

Only now do I see that his arms are in the torture position

I can't help but read this tweet to the tune of 'Gnarly'

My favorite Panic! At the Disco tribute band

'Coliseum, Duomo, Everything.' --Paulie Walnuts trying to convince you to go to Italy

Redd would straight-up mush this guy 😤

Pretty sure there was *one* shooting in Texas pre-Covid where a guy started shooting during a church service and another guy drew his gun and shot him. 2-3 innocent people still died even though it was only ~30 seconds.

Still the only one I can remember.

Sweating as I check Erykah Badu's wikipedia page for a 'Controversies' tab

I'll fight* anyone who says otherwise

*show the High Five scene to

Vuori's basically the same yeah, but it's about $40 cheaper

It's decent quality but very high priced. It USED to be really high quality, but in the last few years as it got mega-popular it got enshittified. It is now better than base quality & lasts a while, but now overpriced.

If you want athletic/athleisure stuff, places like Vuori or Rhone work well.

An NYCFC L that doesn't help an Eastern conference team?

🎶 it's the most, wonderful tiiime, of the yeeeear 🎶

Yeah the RBNY-DC rivalry loses out but they still play once a season and keep a chance for other meetings (LC, USOC, CCC, playoffs)

You can't really make 5 contiguous MLS divisions without a couple of teams getting screwed.

San Jose and DC are obviously the ones screwed over, but this is probably best case scenario.