Look, ANY attractive young woman would leap at the chance to canoodle with Kash Patel, brah. I mean that's church.

Stripper's Favorite Syndrome can strike at any rung of the ladder, pal. There but for the grace of God, huh?

I run into this issue a LOT. I need numerals, people, Digits. You're giving me numbers as they relate to you, which is not what I need.

Meteor. Lightning. Candygram.

From your mouth to God's ears 🤞

I mean...she's got heart, I guess? "I can do it, Daddy, I KNOW I can!"

I don't know, man. He said "We will never surrender," and I believed him. He's still a prime suspect, you ask me.

Mr. Silver/538 ran the table once. One time. All of his success since then has been due to magical thinking associated with that one event.

Unless you think it's because of his personal charisma.

YOUTUBE: you like history
ME: I do!
YOUTUBE: and you're white
ME: well, I mean
YOUTUBE: here are some white people who also like histor--
ME: no no no No NO NO NO

Natural progenitor to the Poetry Slam, and thus the Rap Battle. Those of us of a certain age have enjoyed a great flowering of interpersonal beef