The opening shot should be someone saying "If you don't keep your nose clean and respect people, you'll never be president."

Well, maybe we should make it so that if you want popular Democratic policies you have to, you know, actually elect Democrats.

Just leave man, it's beyond fixing. Just apologize to the host and leave.

Well, even when we win it feels like luck and we wind up saying things like, "I don't see how we beat [name if better team] playing like this."