Charles Chase
@charles-chase.bsky.social
SW Iowan MST3K/RiffTrax addict who welcomes enablers. Pro wrestling fan. Quasi-regular Botchamania contributor. Occasional writer of parody lyrics based on memes I see
How I feel with the events of tonight
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
How I feel with the events of tonight
...has endorsed Andrew Cuomo, despite currently residing in another dimension
November 4, 2025 at 3:27 AM
...has endorsed Andrew Cuomo, despite currently residing in another dimension
...has endorsed Andrew Cuomo
November 4, 2025 at 3:13 AM
...has endorsed Andrew Cuomo
November 4, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Probably my new all-time favorite NFL stat
October 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Probably my new all-time favorite NFL stat
"What is the charge?! Eating a seal?! A succulent harbor seal?!"
I still thank @the305mvp.bsky.social for being the first to subject me to the Paul Charles Dozsa arrest video
I still thank @the305mvp.bsky.social for being the first to subject me to the Paul Charles Dozsa arrest video
October 22, 2025 at 12:57 AM
"What is the charge?! Eating a seal?! A succulent harbor seal?!"
I still thank @the305mvp.bsky.social for being the first to subject me to the Paul Charles Dozsa arrest video
I still thank @the305mvp.bsky.social for being the first to subject me to the Paul Charles Dozsa arrest video
If any one riff sums up what you're in for with "Guns Of El Chupacabra," it's this one @rifftrax.com
September 26, 2025 at 11:13 PM
If any one riff sums up what you're in for with "Guns Of El Chupacabra," it's this one @rifftrax.com
"Trump, are you just looking at things in the Oval Office and saying that you'll tax them?"
"30% tariff on lamp!"
"30% tariff on lamp!"
September 25, 2025 at 11:22 PM
"Trump, are you just looking at things in the Oval Office and saying that you'll tax them?"
"30% tariff on lamp!"
"30% tariff on lamp!"
"By the way, I hates that Orko."
September 25, 2025 at 1:43 AM
"By the way, I hates that Orko."
"You will say my full name: Kyle Clayton Deborah Susan Forrester Fletcher." #AEWDynamite
September 25, 2025 at 1:26 AM
"You will say my full name: Kyle Clayton Deborah Susan Forrester Fletcher." #AEWDynamite
Willow as Tien. Speedball as Chiaotzu. I could get behind this 😆
September 25, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Willow as Tien. Speedball as Chiaotzu. I could get behind this 😆
"OK, this main character, uh Sparky..."
"Has a friend! A girl! Hell, he's a girl, too! There are a lot of girls, they're all roommates! There's a goofy girl, a serious girl, a cheerleader, a loose girl! Everybody in the damn series is a damn girl!"
"Yeah, but Rowsdower..."
"A big hairy girl!!!"
"Has a friend! A girl! Hell, he's a girl, too! There are a lot of girls, they're all roommates! There's a goofy girl, a serious girl, a cheerleader, a loose girl! Everybody in the damn series is a damn girl!"
"Yeah, but Rowsdower..."
"A big hairy girl!!!"
September 18, 2025 at 3:05 AM
"OK, this main character, uh Sparky..."
"Has a friend! A girl! Hell, he's a girl, too! There are a lot of girls, they're all roommates! There's a goofy girl, a serious girl, a cheerleader, a loose girl! Everybody in the damn series is a damn girl!"
"Yeah, but Rowsdower..."
"A big hairy girl!!!"
"Has a friend! A girl! Hell, he's a girl, too! There are a lot of girls, they're all roommates! There's a goofy girl, a serious girl, a cheerleader, a loose girl! Everybody in the damn series is a damn girl!"
"Yeah, but Rowsdower..."
"A big hairy girl!!!"
"I don't like the idea of Frieza giving Goku two stuffed crust pizzas in one day." @kaiserneko.bsky.social @teamfourstar.bsky.social
September 14, 2025 at 9:59 PM
"I don't like the idea of Frieza giving Goku two stuffed crust pizzas in one day." @kaiserneko.bsky.social @teamfourstar.bsky.social
🎶 I'll pass off this fast food as my cooking
I'll pass off this fast food as my cooking
I hope he buys that it's an
I hope he buys that it's an
I hope he buys that it's an
Expression from Albany 🎶
I'll pass off this fast food as my cooking
I hope he buys that it's an
I hope he buys that it's an
I hope he buys that it's an
Expression from Albany 🎶
August 31, 2025 at 3:36 AM
🎶 I'll pass off this fast food as my cooking
I'll pass off this fast food as my cooking
I hope he buys that it's an
I hope he buys that it's an
I hope he buys that it's an
Expression from Albany 🎶
I'll pass off this fast food as my cooking
I hope he buys that it's an
I hope he buys that it's an
I hope he buys that it's an
Expression from Albany 🎶
Found this great #MST3K crossover meme, and once again, I was inspired to write some parody lyrics about Red Zone Cuba to the tune of "Idiot Control Now"
*lyrics in the alt text
*lyrics in the alt text
August 31, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Found this great #MST3K crossover meme, and once again, I was inspired to write some parody lyrics about Red Zone Cuba to the tune of "Idiot Control Now"
*lyrics in the alt text
*lyrics in the alt text
"Oh no, Vladimir Futon. I have a FAR greater reward planned for you. When I pass on, you shall be buried alive with me."
August 31, 2025 at 1:35 AM
"Oh no, Vladimir Futon. I have a FAR greater reward planned for you. When I pass on, you shall be buried alive with me."
Happy #NationalWaffleDay
"Did you know that the nation's brunch industry employs over 500,000 people? Most of them named Chad?"
"Did you know that the nation's brunch industry employs over 500,000 people? Most of them named Chad?"
August 24, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Happy #NationalWaffleDay
"Did you know that the nation's brunch industry employs over 500,000 people? Most of them named Chad?"
"Did you know that the nation's brunch industry employs over 500,000 people? Most of them named Chad?"