Frankenstein’s monster is an example of being born sexy yesterday.

The biggest lie of my life right now is that citristrip does not smell aggressively of oranges but of hair dye.

Today, I’m thinking about how, while I love film and art and artistic expression in most every capacity, I find the movie “Poor Things” to be a grotesque, strange-in-a-very-bad-way, unwatchable, dumpster-fire of ideas that should have never been allowed to be filmed or released whatsoever.

Genuinely never would have considered picking a dining room table I want to keep forever to be one of my most significant life events but here I am.

Weapons is on HBO max 😎😎😎😎😎

I miss the eraserhead baby

Bette Davis was 44 in 1952 when she did “The Star,” a film written by Katharine Albert, who was 50. 10 years later, at 54, Davis would go on to do “Whatever Happened to Baby Jane,” a film about an aged actress who goes crazy (for a myriad of reasons,) and desperately clings to her former life. (1)

Groundhogs carry the plague, and that makes me feel conflicted.

Call me delusional all you want but I think the hour amount I have between Cities: Skylines 1 & 2, and SimCity 4 (bc that’s the best one) qualify me for SOME sort of urban planning position.

Thinking extra hard about Mugler Spring-Summer 1997 rn

A short list of monsters who have done nothing wrong: The Barbarian from ‘Barbarian,’ Frankenstein’s monster, Shin Godzilla, the demon in Jennifer’s Body, the Blob, specifically Millennium Era Baragon, Iris in ‘Companion,’ and Monstro Elisasue.

A short list of films that have made me cry at the end: Eraserhead, The Devil’s Bath, Barbarian, and The Substance

hey 🤠 did you guys know ☺️ that molasses 😋 does! 😀 not 😄 freeze! 😁 it firms up ☺️ into stringy 😜 sticky 😛 goo! 🥳