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"EVERYBODY DIES, SO PUT ON A SMILE."

another regular glaggle! or are they...?? a special version of a mimic who happens to be rather good at pretending-- and switching it up accordingly.

pfp: PhysicsMadn3ss on twt

tws: gore/violence

mun: 20
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"You know what's going on here, don't you?"

( #aurp / #ocrp / #mvrp )

( #galacticskyrp )
a pixel art drawing of a volleyball on a black background .
ALT: a pixel art drawing of a volleyball on a black background .
media.tenor.com
Another day, another chaos.

[Whispering to themselves. Omg.]
January 31, 2026 at 12:16 PM
I'm a fucking delight. :)
January 30, 2026 at 7:57 PM
[Flashing the most shit-eating grin at Charple for a split second--]
January 30, 2026 at 7:45 PM
[Spade KNOWS Charple has a hard time when they try to break bad news. They know.]
January 30, 2026 at 6:26 PM
[Grinning and watching in the distance. Why you so SCP.]
January 30, 2026 at 6:16 PM
(( this was said on the spookler page

so yeah lmao
January 30, 2026 at 1:57 PM
[Sipping coffee in the background, soon finding the energy to fix that little goo spot and reform it. There you go.]
January 30, 2026 at 1:41 PM
[There's some goo dripping from their arm. Hello??

Spadey appears groggy. Perhaps getting them some caffeine will help.]
January 30, 2026 at 1:25 PM
[YAWNNN.
Followed by a silly grin.
They got some research papers.]
January 30, 2026 at 1:13 PM
(( lol
January 30, 2026 at 5:43 AM
Aha.
Unfortunately, this account appears to be under new management. Shatter is hard at work.

Not to worry, though! I will take great care of it. Yeah?
January 30, 2026 at 3:42 AM
"You know what's going on here, don't you?"

( #aurp / #ocrp / #mvrp )

( #galacticskyrp )
a pixel art drawing of a volleyball on a black background .
ALT: a pixel art drawing of a volleyball on a black background .
media.tenor.com
January 30, 2026 at 3:25 AM
'At the dawn of a new assault, we've been put to work lately.

Finally getting a break.

How are you...'

[It's hard to tell if their goop is more drippy or if they're sweating.]
December 9, 2025 at 6:48 PM
This isn't right, Spade. I can't do this anymore.

'You can't go back as you were, even so. Why try to?
You're really better off just succumbing to the destiny Enphoso gave you. That's what I did.

..and I am happy as ever!'
November 9, 2025 at 8:28 PM
[You can witness this event, but nothing allows you to intervene.

Maybe you just aren't meant to.]
November 9, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Reposted by ♠️ spade! 👋
(( btw just saying that the messy way I draw Shatter digitally is a stylistic choice for the arg I made. it's completely intentional
April 11, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Reposted by ♠️ spade! 👋
(( you can send Shatter stuff here:

succumbedarg.straw.page
succumbedarg's strawpage
succumbedarg's strawpage
succumbedarg.straw.page
June 10, 2025 at 3:47 AM
[Shatter notices their strength is way down. It almost makes them wanna just--

Yup. Flop.]

'Geez.
Ough.'
June 20, 2025 at 10:26 PM
[The broken soul sings like no one's here.

Listen?]

(partial cover of couldn't save - tryhardninja)
June 13, 2025 at 5:28 PM
(( you can send Shatter stuff here:

succumbedarg.straw.page
succumbedarg's strawpage
succumbedarg's strawpage
succumbedarg.straw.page
June 10, 2025 at 3:47 AM
[The goo has Shatter in a chokehold.

They aren't sure how to loosen its grip.]
June 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
'Another day...'

[Oh no, their ominous vibe is back.]
June 9, 2025 at 1:08 PM
'I'm scared.
I don't want to do this anymore.'
June 9, 2025 at 4:29 AM
'You have to break some eggs to make an omelette.

Break a few eggs.

Break a few eggs.

KILL a few eggs...'
June 9, 2025 at 3:45 AM
'I'm handling my situation very well.'

:)
June 9, 2025 at 3:28 AM