Charity Schubert
@charityschubert.bsky.social
NYC actress, director, producer. Theater is my home, film is my next adventure. I’m enthusiastic about Hoarders, burlesque, horror films, mechanical bulls, balcony gardening, vintage glam, and fat cats. Midwestern/Southern hybrid. Are you gonna eat that?
Starring @blayneweaver.bsky.social and @sisterjohnston.bsky.social and yours truly!
November 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Starring @blayneweaver.bsky.social and @sisterjohnston.bsky.social and yours truly!
Classic. Flawless.
July 22, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Classic. Flawless.
All food should be presented as hors d’oeuvres. It’s the most appealing style.
July 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
All food should be presented as hors d’oeuvres. It’s the most appealing style.
Or “underage women.” No such thing! They’re girls!
July 18, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Or “underage women.” No such thing! They’re girls!
He won’t tell you how handsome he is, but I suspect he’ll show you…
July 17, 2025 at 7:16 PM
He won’t tell you how handsome he is, but I suspect he’ll show you…
Short sleeves. Not sleeveless.
two men in tuxedos are dancing in front of a sign that says `` chippendale '' .
ALT: two men in tuxedos are dancing in front of a sign that says `` chippendale '' .
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July 14, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Short sleeves. Not sleeveless.
Sleeveless white dress shirt?
July 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Sleeveless white dress shirt?
Get empty premium liquor bottles and refill them with cheap well brands. Squirrels ain’t gonna know!
July 2, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Get empty premium liquor bottles and refill them with cheap well brands. Squirrels ain’t gonna know!
Flip your mindset. This is not an expense, this is an income stream. Cover charge collected at the hole they gnawed in your eaves. Airplane bottle service in the VIP section (behind duct work). Vending machine w/cologne and tiny condoms in the restroom (litter box). Hottest wildlife club in town! 🤑
July 1, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Flip your mindset. This is not an expense, this is an income stream. Cover charge collected at the hole they gnawed in your eaves. Airplane bottle service in the VIP section (behind duct work). Vending machine w/cologne and tiny condoms in the restroom (litter box). Hottest wildlife club in town! 🤑
French tuck never stays in place for me. It’s all the way untucked in an hour. I gave up.
July 1, 2025 at 8:07 PM
French tuck never stays in place for me. It’s all the way untucked in an hour. I gave up.
I am so sorry. You shouldn’t be in this alone. Sending strength! You are in my thoughts. Caregivers are heroes.
June 26, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I am so sorry. You shouldn’t be in this alone. Sending strength! You are in my thoughts. Caregivers are heroes.
It was. What we ask of families is ridiculous. Caregivers are pushed to their breaking point. I don’t know how y’all do it, but I’m probably going to find out for myself in a few years with my parents. We have to create a better system.
June 25, 2025 at 9:52 PM
It was. What we ask of families is ridiculous. Caregivers are pushed to their breaking point. I don’t know how y’all do it, but I’m probably going to find out for myself in a few years with my parents. We have to create a better system.
That fucker. Ugh.
June 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
That fucker. Ugh.
Yes. I did. It was powerful and also disheartening.
June 25, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Yes. I did. It was powerful and also disheartening.