so, uh...... hi again everyone hahahahahah, how is everyone's non-eventful, precedented week going?

me evil cackling at kevin mccarthy's ousting while also knowing that our government is once again in a state of chaos with mere weeks to avert a government shutdown (i am stressed but will have a teehee regardless)

where is this motherfucking MUGSHOT i have been waiting all day!!!! HAND IT OVER!!!!!!

i can tell it's leo season because insurmountable horrors (aka, minor inconveniences but i'm dramatic so they're def horrors) only happen to me during #their season. this is what i get for slandering leos everyday!

the emotional turmoil between me wanting to see the barbie movie in theaters but also, as a goth, only owning black and refusing to disrespect barbie by not following the dress code

does that stop me from clicking on the stupid fucking bird? no, it doesn't

there is nothing more sinister than waking up at the crack of dawn on a day off. i've been up since 4am and could NOT. go. back to sleep. SINISTER BEHAVIOR

this is duke; he's a 6yo shih tzu who loves carrots, naps, and beyonce (he gets zoomies whenever i shout the heated chant at him)

as my first ~official~ post, i'd like for you all to see my coleus plant that i've managed to keep alive for a whole month! as a chronic cactus killer, this is by far my proudest achievement