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23 • He/Him • 🏳️‍🌈Gay/Demi • chronic yapper • plot slut • sometimes I make stuff and might post it here •pfp by @oogwayren.bsky.social

🔞minors will be launched into the sun
“Sorry we actually don’t replace 12v batteries in electric or hybrid cars” THEN WHAT THE FUCK AM I PAYING YOU FOR?!?!?!
December 6, 2025 at 9:47 PM
This post made me poly-phobic 😔🥀 /s
December 5, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Yeah I don’t dream a lot, but I still remember that one time I woke up angry and said “fuck you Hillary Clinton” aloud. I didn’t even remember the dream right after I woke up, but I was right tho, fuck that fascist-enabling loser
December 2, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Eat shit Verizon. Your prices are twice that of your competitors and your coverage is just as awful
November 24, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Look- I just wanted to know what the speed limit of playing the piano was (cause a key has to be lifted to play the note again). And according to Greg, you can play the same note 16 times a second (960/minute) on a grand piano, but he has no reference for this. I will believe him regardless
November 11, 2025 at 6:11 AM