Charlotte Stephens
@charbabybrain.bsky.social
British mum of three small earthlings. Enthusiastic Londoner turned semi-reluctant Northerner. Reader, writer, drinker of tea. Baby massage teacher & infant sleep educator. A marketer, too. Hello! ❤️☕👀 babybrain.substack.com
Giving this platform another go. Hi! I'm Charlotte! I wrote on my Substack today about having a broken boiler while my toddler is in her nudist phase! And also about Chappell Roan's nipple dress! I don't usually use all these exclamation marks!
Have a gander? babybrain.substack.com/p/broken-boi...
Have a gander? babybrain.substack.com/p/broken-boi...
Broken Boilers, Chappell Roan's Nipples & Some Stuff About Cujo & Shoes
A Monday brain dump ☕
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February 16, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Giving this platform another go. Hi! I'm Charlotte! I wrote on my Substack today about having a broken boiler while my toddler is in her nudist phase! And also about Chappell Roan's nipple dress! I don't usually use all these exclamation marks!
Have a gander? babybrain.substack.com/p/broken-boi...
Have a gander? babybrain.substack.com/p/broken-boi...
*An interesting study into baby morality!*
So. For a long time, scientists believed that babies were blank slates – tiny little empty headed creatures shaped entirely by the whims of their parents and their environment, which you’ll know is crazy if you’ve ever spent any time looking after babies.
So. For a long time, scientists believed that babies were blank slates – tiny little empty headed creatures shaped entirely by the whims of their parents and their environment, which you’ll know is crazy if you’ve ever spent any time looking after babies.
September 20, 2025 at 4:42 AM
*An interesting study into baby morality!*
So. For a long time, scientists believed that babies were blank slates – tiny little empty headed creatures shaped entirely by the whims of their parents and their environment, which you’ll know is crazy if you’ve ever spent any time looking after babies.
So. For a long time, scientists believed that babies were blank slates – tiny little empty headed creatures shaped entirely by the whims of their parents and their environment, which you’ll know is crazy if you’ve ever spent any time looking after babies.
Postpartum Advice I'd Give You If I Wasn't Afraid To Hurt Your Feelings
1/ Sleep when the baby sleeps, for the love of god, the cleaning can wait woman you look exhausted (third time mum wisdom, fight me)
1/ Sleep when the baby sleeps, for the love of god, the cleaning can wait woman you look exhausted (third time mum wisdom, fight me)
July 8, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Postpartum Advice I'd Give You If I Wasn't Afraid To Hurt Your Feelings
1/ Sleep when the baby sleeps, for the love of god, the cleaning can wait woman you look exhausted (third time mum wisdom, fight me)
1/ Sleep when the baby sleeps, for the love of god, the cleaning can wait woman you look exhausted (third time mum wisdom, fight me)
It's been weeks, I know, but I'm still so outraged by the comments made by Karen Millen about extended #breastfeeding. If anyone wants some actual info about breastfeeding an older child, I've re-imagined the whole chat, here: babybrain.substack.com/p/that-vanes...
What Should Have Happened After Karen Millen Said What She Said About Breastfeeding
I have re-imagined the chat, so you can sponge the original from memory
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July 6, 2025 at 9:02 AM
It's been weeks, I know, but I'm still so outraged by the comments made by Karen Millen about extended #breastfeeding. If anyone wants some actual info about breastfeeding an older child, I've re-imagined the whole chat, here: babybrain.substack.com/p/that-vanes...
Hi, I'm new here 👋
May 13, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Hi, I'm new here 👋