Nicky
@chapter45.bsky.social
Been in a midlife crisis since my 30’s. Just moved to a new town, started a new job and getting to know the new me 🙌🏻
Working a Saturday isn’t always shit 🙌🏻
May 17, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Working a Saturday isn’t always shit 🙌🏻
Bout ye?
Been off grid for a while trying to make sense of a few things but that didn’t work out so I’m back.
What did I miss?
Been off grid for a while trying to make sense of a few things but that didn’t work out so I’m back.
What did I miss?
April 14, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Bout ye?
Been off grid for a while trying to make sense of a few things but that didn’t work out so I’m back.
What did I miss?
Been off grid for a while trying to make sense of a few things but that didn’t work out so I’m back.
What did I miss?
Some head space today for a wee change 🙌🏻
February 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Some head space today for a wee change 🙌🏻
Me, changing career and ending up with the same employer as my husband, may well be one of the biggest mistakes of my entire existence.
Why, does fate or karma or whatever force that’s done this, actually hate me?
Why, does fate or karma or whatever force that’s done this, actually hate me?
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February 19, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Me, changing career and ending up with the same employer as my husband, may well be one of the biggest mistakes of my entire existence.
Why, does fate or karma or whatever force that’s done this, actually hate me?
Why, does fate or karma or whatever force that’s done this, actually hate me?
I’m at a new hairdresser and in full fight or flight mode 👀
February 6, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I’m at a new hairdresser and in full fight or flight mode 👀
Any romantics out there, look where I am 🙄
February 6, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Any romantics out there, look where I am 🙄
It’s been a bastard of a week 🤯
February 1, 2025 at 8:24 PM
It’s been a bastard of a week 🤯
Dogs are like kids aren’t they?
Second ones always mental..
Second ones always mental..
January 16, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Dogs are like kids aren’t they?
Second ones always mental..
Second ones always mental..
In bed, watching snooker, doing an online food shop and I don’t know if I’m winning or losing at life?
This is 46.
This is 46.
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January 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
In bed, watching snooker, doing an online food shop and I don’t know if I’m winning or losing at life?
This is 46.
This is 46.
Day of rest? I fucking wish
January 12, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Day of rest? I fucking wish
Window cleaner not giving a single fuck that it’s pelting down 👀
January 11, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Window cleaner not giving a single fuck that it’s pelting down 👀
Just taking a wee break from trying to wrestle the lid off a jar of salsa before I put the bastard through a window ffs.
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January 5, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Just taking a wee break from trying to wrestle the lid off a jar of salsa before I put the bastard through a window ffs.
90% of the time my daughter is the most thoughtful, caring and kindest person ever.
The other 10% she’s a demon spat straight from hell, spewing rage and fury and hatred.
Currently in the 10% stage.
Help me Jesus.
The other 10% she’s a demon spat straight from hell, spewing rage and fury and hatred.
Currently in the 10% stage.
Help me Jesus.
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January 3, 2025 at 8:28 PM
90% of the time my daughter is the most thoughtful, caring and kindest person ever.
The other 10% she’s a demon spat straight from hell, spewing rage and fury and hatred.
Currently in the 10% stage.
Help me Jesus.
The other 10% she’s a demon spat straight from hell, spewing rage and fury and hatred.
Currently in the 10% stage.
Help me Jesus.
Cold as a whores heart here kids 🥶
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January 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Cold as a whores heart here kids 🥶
First day of being 46.
Spent the day smoking weed and munching on apple strudel and custard.
Middle age is ok so far
Spent the day smoking weed and munching on apple strudel and custard.
Middle age is ok so far
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December 31, 2024 at 10:36 PM
First day of being 46.
Spent the day smoking weed and munching on apple strudel and custard.
Middle age is ok so far
Spent the day smoking weed and munching on apple strudel and custard.
Middle age is ok so far
My apple strudel is making me wetter than an otters pocket 💦😈
December 31, 2024 at 7:00 PM
My apple strudel is making me wetter than an otters pocket 💦😈
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Men want one thing and that’s for Lego to get the Star Trek licence
December 29, 2024 at 7:06 PM
Men want one thing and that’s for Lego to get the Star Trek licence
Drinking until 4am when you’ve work at 10 is why I hate myself.
Somebody fucking help me please.
Somebody fucking help me please.
December 27, 2024 at 12:18 PM
Drinking until 4am when you’ve work at 10 is why I hate myself.
Somebody fucking help me please.
Somebody fucking help me please.
Nothing like a wee foot rub..
December 26, 2024 at 7:12 PM
Nothing like a wee foot rub..
Husband has been called into work tonight and thinks I’m gutted about it.
The only thing I’m gutted about is that he doesn’t need to leave until 6.30pm.
The only thing I’m gutted about is that he doesn’t need to leave until 6.30pm.
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December 26, 2024 at 3:46 PM
Husband has been called into work tonight and thinks I’m gutted about it.
The only thing I’m gutted about is that he doesn’t need to leave until 6.30pm.
The only thing I’m gutted about is that he doesn’t need to leave until 6.30pm.
I’m not one to brag about gifts but I fucking LOVE this ❤️
December 25, 2024 at 9:47 PM
I’m not one to brag about gifts but I fucking LOVE this ❤️
Gave the young wee policeman, who stopped and randomly breath checked me, a tub of hero’s instead of a hard time. Since it’s Christmas and all.
Big up the emergency services 🙌🏻☺️
Big up the emergency services 🙌🏻☺️
December 25, 2024 at 9:37 PM
Gave the young wee policeman, who stopped and randomly breath checked me, a tub of hero’s instead of a hard time. Since it’s Christmas and all.
Big up the emergency services 🙌🏻☺️
Big up the emergency services 🙌🏻☺️
So the boss let us go early AND we all went to spoons instead of actually going home early.
Nicky 1 - 0 December 🎉
Nicky 1 - 0 December 🎉
December 23, 2024 at 8:41 PM
So the boss let us go early AND we all went to spoons instead of actually going home early.
Nicky 1 - 0 December 🎉
Nicky 1 - 0 December 🎉
The annual Christmas argument with my husband happened at 9.15 this morning and to be honest I’m glad to get it ticked off the ‘to do’ list.
Tis the season 🧑🎄🎄
Tis the season 🧑🎄🎄
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December 22, 2024 at 9:30 PM
The annual Christmas argument with my husband happened at 9.15 this morning and to be honest I’m glad to get it ticked off the ‘to do’ list.
Tis the season 🧑🎄🎄
Tis the season 🧑🎄🎄