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Chapattapp
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Friendly neighborhood mad philosopher
Is there a word for the feeling of being ready for that bonkers anime power up that makes it so you can just punch reality and also after you're super hungry?
March 28, 2025 at 6:19 AM
My response to people saying Trump is running the country like a business is that he is running it like a reality show about a business. High drama, nobody really wins, nothing happens, but everyone's talking about it
March 9, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Happy Balaamtimes Day! It's when God talks out your ass
February 14, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Roses are red.
Poppies are also red, you jerk.
Roses are not poppies, though.
That's not how syllogisms work.
February 13, 2025 at 4:39 PM
The best thing I learned during my time as a Christian and subsequently, as an atheist in the intervening decades, is this: hatred always costs the hater their own freedom of being.
November 25, 2024 at 10:33 PM
I remember the days when men were men. Wait, I'm thinking of Master Splinter
November 19, 2024 at 4:11 AM
The way these appointments are going, we'll have to change the term "locker room talk" to "cabinet meeting"
November 19, 2024 at 2:41 AM
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Welcome to The Good Place,,, I got yo backs with some starter packs 👇🏾

My 1st Starter Pack / General
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Black Excellence
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SPORTS,!!
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MUSIC,!!!
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Memes + Jokes
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NEWS + MEDIA Outlets
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November 18, 2024 at 11:41 PM
Interesting how many people choose to go back in the cave and watch the shadow play. Anyway, I can make a bunny!
November 17, 2024 at 10:20 PM
I adore Reading Rainbow, I grew up on it, Burton is a national treasure. But the theme song is basically, "SUCK IT, BUTTERFLIES! I CAN READ AND IMAGINE THINGS!" So, I guess some animal biology lessons in there, too.
December 25, 2023 at 5:59 AM
I thought Die Hard was an Easter movie
December 24, 2023 at 9:18 PM
DNA: gonna kick out your hair.
Me: ok, can you do all of it?
DNA: naw, I'm on break
December 23, 2023 at 10:04 PM
One of the neighborhood kids just coined the term "Son of a Biscuitnator" and now know who to vote for for president
December 10, 2023 at 8:11 PM
This holiday season, I'm delighted to be commissioned and have commissioned another to make gifts. Speaks to our interconnectedness and beauty
December 9, 2023 at 5:32 PM