||18+| NON LEWD||
||Male Muse
||Retired? Hitman
||MUN IS 29
||Expect Violence, Dark topics, Mature themes, and Foul language.
||Semi-literate|Literate
Cue the bunny backing away from the dog...
"Get back you sadistic pup! N-not like I'm a-afraid... a good hitman fears NOTHING!"
Hase is SHAKING. this isn't gonna be easy... but it'll be funny.
This will only pinch a bit.〞
Cue the bunny backing away from the dog...
"Get back you sadistic pup! N-not like I'm a-afraid... a good hitman fears NOTHING!"
Hase is SHAKING. this isn't gonna be easy... but it'll be funny.
Dear God...
"There's more..."
no...
Dear God...
"There's more..."
no...
Casually runs people off the road if they go 5 under the speed limit
Casually runs people off the road if they go 5 under the speed limit
HASE!!! NO!!
He really wore himself out yesterday.
HASE!!! NO!!
We’re both from privileged backgrounds on peaceful worlds.
We were both abducted at one point.
We both had traumatic childhoods.
We both survived nasty ass wars.
We’re both unlikeable hardasses who’d die for anyone we serve alongside.
I. Am. Princess. Leia.
"Peanuts are actually beans, but they are not named pea beans. Ever wonder why? Well nuts is a slang term for balls and if you write pea differently you get pee. So this is definitive proof that pee is stored in the ba-"
"Peanuts are actually beans, but they are not named pea beans. Ever wonder why? Well nuts is a slang term for balls and if you write pea differently you get pee. So this is definitive proof that pee is stored in the ba-"
Hase... You were talking about how rabbits 'multiply' earlier...