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Bullseye
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Americans used to kick ass and chew bubble gum until they were all out of gum. Now they do the opposite, lick boots and take kickbacks. This country needs more Rowdy Roddy Piper and less Donald J trump.
a billboard for fox & friends shows a woman and two men
Alt: a billboard for fox & friends shows a woman and two men but rowdy Roddy Piper can see through it with his sunglasses and knows Fox News is completed total bullshit
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December 5, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Maybe instead of an ID to vote, you have to show your high school diploma.
December 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
It's bad enough the Pedo in Chief banged kids, now he's going to grift them too?!
December 5, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Dear Leader says that kind of talk is communist, socialist, and Richard Marxist talk... Richard Marxism is a hazard that's right here waiting for you on those endless summer nights and can't be satisfied.
December 4, 2025 at 5:52 PM
It's because they cut the Department of Ed. who used to teach that anything over five goes up in anything under five goes down... Now, rounding is Ivy League woke DEI libtard brain washing...
December 4, 2025 at 5:47 PM
He's been so very busy. Didn't have time to read the news...
December 4, 2025 at 4:42 AM
They approved him, the time to stop him was initially, by saying "NAY"
December 3, 2025 at 5:41 PM
But, Satan doesn't want him back in hell.
December 3, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I still don't think it beats this one
December 2, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Mike Johnson: "I haven't seen or heard anything about it because my Motorola Razr V3 can't keep me up to date of any current events. I can't use my monthly data limit and I don't want to be roaming. It has however made me an envied, retro tech hipster."
December 2, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Can only be spent in Trump organizations.

*void where prohibited, not a valid currency
December 2, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I order online bulk amounts of coffee beans. Last year a 5 lb bag of premium single origin beans cost me $48, free shipping. 2 days ago, with a 15% off Black Friday coupon, I had to pay $68 for a six bean blend to save more, free shipping. I can't wait for this humorless joke to be over.
December 2, 2025 at 1:46 AM
His facial expressions and the way he speaks reminds me of a 4 year old that's trying to explain something way out of their realm of knowledge and just making up B.S. as they go along to appear smart.
December 1, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Especially on a geriatric octogenarian that's only consumed McDonald's hamburgers for the entirety of his life and avoided any exercise or vegetables like a vampire avoids sunlight...
December 1, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Pledges Supreme Court overhaul with strict ethics implementation, age limits, and eliminating the lifetime appointment.
November 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
He didn't. Didn't you see that documentary they made about him, it's called "Billy Madison"
November 28, 2025 at 5:53 AM
No. Shame and shunning are perfectly fine tools to protect yourself from their terribleness and teach them to learn from their own awfulness. You shouldn't have to give in to their demand to "feel love," that's emotional terrorism. Do your own thing, don't feel guilty about it.
November 28, 2025 at 3:09 AM
November 26, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Violence against thee, but not against me.
November 25, 2025 at 1:29 PM
November 25, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Clueless dimwit. Opens an ICE concentration camp b down the road and wonders why. Your Dear Leader that you're trying to impress did this. You work for us, not him. We need better representation than this cinder blockhead.
November 25, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Nebraskan here, we are now up to $471 million in debt. Corn, soybeans, beef because of the gross incompetence from our moron GOP governor, Pillen. Not to mention our terrible senators, Mike flood, Deb fisher, Pete ricketts, and another GOP no name that's unimportant.
November 24, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Anyone other than Pillen or Herbster. Nebraska can do better, we need to raise the standard of leadership.
November 24, 2025 at 3:49 PM
We're not. Farmers and ranchers hate liberals and Democrats with a passion that I do not and will never understand. They will not even sit at the same tables with them. That's how much they hate the left. They deserve all of the financial hardships that they are going to accrue.
November 24, 2025 at 2:39 AM