Until you give the cats back, may you always stub both pinky toes when you wake up each morning, never find your phone charger, and never have clean dishes when you need them. I hope this continues after you give the cats back because that’s karma.

I hope every day you wake up and stub both pinky toes and you can never find your car keys when you need to leave for stealing cats that do not belong to you just to hurt another person. May you never be forgiven and may your shame follow you like a shadow.

How about you return the cats you kidnapped instead