Chaotic cosmonaut
@chaoticcosmonaut.bsky.social
He/him 30(old) married ,Father, Hasan Stan,
She’s a special kinda stupid
November 19, 2024 at 6:57 PM
She’s a special kinda stupid
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Another day in America
October 23, 2024 at 8:53 PM
Another day in America
Burger King deep fried Mac and Cheese bits are goated
October 22, 2024 at 11:21 PM
Burger King deep fried Mac and Cheese bits are goated
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Fuck me I am stuck in jury duty today
October 21, 2024 at 2:23 PM
Fuck me I am stuck in jury duty today
Hasan’s back!
October 18, 2024 at 7:27 PM
Hasan’s back!
It’s nice not to have TL full of Hilter dick riding or dead bodies
October 18, 2024 at 7:05 PM
It’s nice not to have TL full of Hilter dick riding or dead bodies
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elon musk doesn’t want you to see this image
October 18, 2024 at 6:12 PM
elon musk doesn’t want you to see this image
I really need my plants to not die
October 3, 2023 at 5:58 PM
I really need my plants to not die
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Eminem demands Vivek Ramaswamy to stop rapping “Lose Yourself” on the campaign trail
Eminem Demands Vivek Ramaswamy Stop Rapping 'Lose Yourself' On Campaign Trail
The Real Slim Shady apparently thinks having his music used without permission is really shady.
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August 28, 2023 at 10:32 PM
Eminem demands Vivek Ramaswamy to stop rapping “Lose Yourself” on the campaign trail
It’s 1:30 and I’m smoking weed and watching One Piece wtf is wrong with me
August 1, 2023 at 5:28 AM
It’s 1:30 and I’m smoking weed and watching One Piece wtf is wrong with me
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Part two of streamer doodles! RottedRanch, @onyourleftist.bsky.social (ft. Caroline Kwan), Vykril, and @gremloe.bsky.social!
July 8, 2023 at 10:18 PM
Part two of streamer doodles! RottedRanch, @onyourleftist.bsky.social (ft. Caroline Kwan), Vykril, and @gremloe.bsky.social!
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seems like Elon has taken the @x handle and in exchange gifted the original @x user with this snazzy brand new, easy to remember handle
July 26, 2023 at 3:21 AM
seems like Elon has taken the @x handle and in exchange gifted the original @x user with this snazzy brand new, easy to remember handle
I’m awake I guess tell me your favorite coffee flavors while I brew a pot
July 24, 2023 at 3:46 PM
I’m awake I guess tell me your favorite coffee flavors while I brew a pot
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I love a good alliteration-heavy headline https://www.wsj.com/articles/taco-tuesday-taco-bell-taco-johns-trademark-fight-1ba3c03b?st=805azw4mojkfrca&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink
July 18, 2023 at 2:58 PM
I love a good alliteration-heavy headline https://www.wsj.com/articles/taco-tuesday-taco-bell-taco-johns-trademark-fight-1ba3c03b?st=805azw4mojkfrca&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink
It’s too hot to do anything I’ll be lounging by the pool if you need me
July 8, 2023 at 5:05 PM
It’s too hot to do anything I’ll be lounging by the pool if you need me
Scratch a liberal and find a closet aristocrat
July 6, 2023 at 4:29 PM
Scratch a liberal and find a closet aristocrat
I’ve broken free of the matrix known as Twitter
July 6, 2023 at 3:23 PM
I’ve broken free of the matrix known as Twitter