Sassy McSasserson
@chaoticcharmress.bsky.social
🌶️ 🍫🍒 Sassy with a side of sweet, and a dash of spice.
💅🏾 Here for the vibes, the drama, and the *puhleeze* moments.
🎤 “Don’t start none, won’t be none.”
📀Unapologetic, unfiltered,unbothered-Gen-X
💅🏾 Here for the vibes, the drama, and the *puhleeze* moments.
🎤 “Don’t start none, won’t be none.”
📀Unapologetic, unfiltered,unbothered-Gen-X
Now, you can leak nuclear secrets and still book a tee time, but write one bad op-ed and poof 💨 you’re on a government watchlist. Almost like treason’s not the problem just who’s committing it.
March 30, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Now, you can leak nuclear secrets and still book a tee time, but write one bad op-ed and poof 💨 you’re on a government watchlist. Almost like treason’s not the problem just who’s committing it.
When the world is more invested in protecting American democracy than Congress, you know we’re in trouble. History is watching.
March 10, 2025 at 12:00 PM
When the world is more invested in protecting American democracy than Congress, you know we’re in trouble. History is watching.
With Love, Meghan is returning for Season 2 this fall 😍😍😍, and I love this for her! A journey of grace, evolution, and standing firm in one’s truth—this series is a testament to love, resilience, and legacy. Can’t wait to see what’s next!
March 9, 2025 at 2:30 PM
With Love, Meghan is returning for Season 2 this fall 😍😍😍, and I love this for her! A journey of grace, evolution, and standing firm in one’s truth—this series is a testament to love, resilience, and legacy. Can’t wait to see what’s next!
HUD cafeteria got folks in a Black Mirror episode they never signed up for. I just wanted some fries, not a cult initiation.
February 24, 2025 at 9:37 PM
HUD cafeteria got folks in a Black Mirror episode they never signed up for. I just wanted some fries, not a cult initiation.
Waiiit a minute… Canada got 150,000 people signing a petition to revoke his citizenship?! America, what we doin?! Somebody pass me the link ’cause WE need to talk!! #ByeElon
#DeportMusk
#AmericaTakeNotes
#RevokeElon
#ElonGottaGo
#PetitionToBoot
#USNext?
#MuskOut
#SignThePetition
#HoldElonAccountable
#DeportMusk
#AmericaTakeNotes
#RevokeElon
#ElonGottaGo
#PetitionToBoot
#USNext?
#MuskOut
#SignThePetition
#HoldElonAccountable
February 24, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Waiiit a minute… Canada got 150,000 people signing a petition to revoke his citizenship?! America, what we doin?! Somebody pass me the link ’cause WE need to talk!! #ByeElon
#DeportMusk
#AmericaTakeNotes
#RevokeElon
#ElonGottaGo
#PetitionToBoot
#USNext?
#MuskOut
#SignThePetition
#HoldElonAccountable
#DeportMusk
#AmericaTakeNotes
#RevokeElon
#ElonGottaGo
#PetitionToBoot
#USNext?
#MuskOut
#SignThePetition
#HoldElonAccountable
Jane Fonda nails it—empathy is the ultimate superpower, not a buzzword. When actors become mirrors reflecting humanity’s rawest truths, ‘woke’ just means refusing to look away. Let’s weaponize compassion; the best scripts are written with heartbeats, not hashtags. 🎭 #SAGAwards #EmpathyInAction
February 24, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Jane Fonda nails it—empathy is the ultimate superpower, not a buzzword. When actors become mirrors reflecting humanity’s rawest truths, ‘woke’ just means refusing to look away. Let’s weaponize compassion; the best scripts are written with heartbeats, not hashtags. 🎭 #SAGAwards #EmpathyInAction
Ah, checking for a Russian birth certificate? If the Kremlin crib comes with a side of collusion, I’ll bet it’s signed ‘Vladimir Putin, MD’—Master of Deals… and annexations. 🇷🇺 #Russianspy.
February 24, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Ah, checking for a Russian birth certificate? If the Kremlin crib comes with a side of collusion, I’ll bet it’s signed ‘Vladimir Putin, MD’—Master of Deals… and annexations. 🇷🇺 #Russianspy.
Another day of hypocrisy—or a not-so-subtle slide into authoritarianism? The double standards are getting real bold.
February 18, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Another day of hypocrisy—or a not-so-subtle slide into authoritarianism? The double standards are getting real bold.
Looks like the stats are serving some hard truths with a side of reality. Maybe it's time to fact-check before we fear-monger? 📊🤔 #StayInformed
February 14, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Looks like the stats are serving some hard truths with a side of reality. Maybe it's time to fact-check before we fear-monger? 📊🤔 #StayInformed
Put Your Money Where Your Values Are!
February 9, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Put Your Money Where Your Values Are!
No intelligent species would destroy their own environment… but a special species of billionaire idiots would. 🤑🔥🌍
February 8, 2025 at 6:25 PM
No intelligent species would destroy their own environment… but a special species of billionaire idiots would. 🤑🔥🌍
“Oh, so we penny-pinching for student loans & healthcare, but Elon’s defense contracts got direct deposit? Y’all stay talking about waste—well, let’s start with the billionaire welfare program at the Pentagon.
February 3, 2025 at 10:41 AM
“Oh, so we penny-pinching for student loans & healthcare, but Elon’s defense contracts got direct deposit? Y’all stay talking about waste—well, let’s start with the billionaire welfare program at the Pentagon.
April Fools got nothing on this administration—except at least April Fools’ jokes end after a day. This? This is a four-year-long prank on democracy, and the punchline keeps getting worse🤡
February 2, 2025 at 12:48 PM
April Fools got nothing on this administration—except at least April Fools’ jokes end after a day. This? This is a four-year-long prank on democracy, and the punchline keeps getting worse🤡
You don’t need electricity’—girl, is the brain also on power-saving mode? How do you even say something this dumb with confidence? Competence has left the building, and facts and logic clearly ain’t in the budget.
February 2, 2025 at 12:19 PM
You don’t need electricity’—girl, is the brain also on power-saving mode? How do you even say something this dumb with confidence? Competence has left the building, and facts and logic clearly ain’t in the budget.
The only thing ‘trickling down’ is the working class getting pissed on while the rich tell them it’s raining.
February 2, 2025 at 12:13 PM
The only thing ‘trickling down’ is the working class getting pissed on while the rich tell them it’s raining.
The man literally said, ‘I’m robbing you,’ and y’all said, ‘YEEHAW, THANK YOU, KING.’ How does it feel knowing you’re not even victims—you’re volunteers? All because you thought his racism was ‘refreshing.
February 2, 2025 at 12:08 PM
The man literally said, ‘I’m robbing you,’ and y’all said, ‘YEEHAW, THANK YOU, KING.’ How does it feel knowing you’re not even victims—you’re volunteers? All because you thought his racism was ‘refreshing.
Sir, the only country on its knees is America. Tariffs aren’t some uno reverse card—somebody get this oversized toddler an economics lesson immediately.
February 2, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Sir, the only country on its knees is America. Tariffs aren’t some uno reverse card—somebody get this oversized toddler an economics lesson immediately.
Let’s be real—the biggest threat to America ain’t immigrants, it’s homegrown terrorists who storm the Capitol when elections don’t go their way. Deportation? Please, they wouldn’t last a week anywhere else.
February 2, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Let’s be real—the biggest threat to America ain’t immigrants, it’s homegrown terrorists who storm the Capitol when elections don’t go their way. Deportation? Please, they wouldn’t last a week anywhere else.
Mexico said ‘y’all worried about the wrong border.’ So y’all built a wall but left the front door wide open for corruption? Y’all really put a man with 91 felony charges in the White House and called it patriotism. Hagan que tenga sentido. Eso es una locura.
February 2, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Mexico said ‘y’all worried about the wrong border.’ So y’all built a wall but left the front door wide open for corruption? Y’all really put a man with 91 felony charges in the White House and called it patriotism. Hagan que tenga sentido. Eso es una locura.
Y’all really put democracy on Craigslist and sold it to the greatest scammer. Now you’re confused about the consequences? Hope y’all enjoy your plumber-performed colonoscopy. Don’t be surprised when he says, ‘We gotta snake this drain,’ and pulls out a toilet auger. 🚽🔧😂🙃 Take dat, take dat.
February 2, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Y’all really put democracy on Craigslist and sold it to the greatest scammer. Now you’re confused about the consequences? Hope y’all enjoy your plumber-performed colonoscopy. Don’t be surprised when he says, ‘We gotta snake this drain,’ and pulls out a toilet auger. 🚽🔧😂🙃 Take dat, take dat.