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My brain is a mess of ideas, thoughts, and half-finished plans.
Sometimes that turns into food. Sometimes into words.
Sometimes into creativity — or something else entirely.
I’m often surprised where my thoughts lead me.
♀️ 🇨🇭 🌀
#fcknzs
Cauliflower never tried to impress.

It was just there. Steamed, roasted, sometimes overcooked. I liked it anyway.

Roasted cauliflower steaks with chimichurri: calm, golden, and finished with something bright and bold.

Recipe: chaostotal.com
#Vegan #Cauliflower #ComfortFood
February 11, 2026 at 6:32 AM
A guest recently made a comment about immigration that crossed a line for me.

I spoke up. Calmly, but clearly.

It led to conflict — with the guest and later at work.

Having principles in everyday working life is uncomfortable.
I would do it again.

#fcknzs #norassism
February 10, 2026 at 7:31 AM
I’m not British.
I didn’t grow up with shepherd’s pie.
Still, this vegan version became one of my quiet comfort dishes. 🥔🌱
Lentils, mushrooms, slow-cooked vegetables, topped with rustic mashed potatoes.
Turns out you just need a spoon.

chaostotal.com
#Vegan #ComfortFood #ShepherdsPie
February 10, 2026 at 6:29 AM
Eating “healthy” but still bloated? 🤍
This article explains FODMAPs without food rules or diet drama.

Personal experience, simple explanations, no perfection pressure.
Sometimes your stomach isn’t sensitive — it’s just honest 🧩
👉 chaostotal.com
#FODMAP #GutHealth #PlantBased
February 9, 2026 at 9:21 AM
Like opening a window on a heavy day. 🍋✨

This Lemon Garlic Broccoli Pasta is simple, but that’s the point. No heavy cream, just fragrant garlic, bright lemon, and broccoli that becomes part of the sauce. 🥦🍝 chaostotal.com/recipes/lemo...
#FoodSky #Vegan #PastaLove #SimpleCooking
February 8, 2026 at 9:20 AM
Stir slowly, trust the process. 🍄✨

This Slow-Roasted Garlic & Mushroom Risotto is a "put-on-some-music" kind of meal. No cream, just patience and the sweet depth of oven-roasted garlic. Finished with a bright homemade lemon oil. 🍋

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#FoodSky #Vegan #Risotto #SlowFood
February 6, 2026 at 8:39 AM
Crispy polenta fries – golden, comforting, and perfect for dipping and sharing.

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February 4, 2026 at 10:56 AM
Vegan grilled cheese with tomato made in a pan with crispy bread, melty vegan cheese, and fresh tomato. A simple comfort food recipe for quick lunches and cozy dinners.

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#VeganGrilledCheese
#DairyFreeSandwich
#VeganComfortFood
#GrilledCheeseLove
#CrueltyFreeEats
February 2, 2026 at 8:21 AM
Rich, fudgy vegan brownies with deep chocolate flavor, a hint of espresso, and a delicate sea salt finish. A true comfort dessert that tastes intentional and indulgent.

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#veganbrownies
#veganbaking
#plantbaseddesserts
#browniesrecipe
#easyveganbaking
#vegantreats
February 1, 2026 at 9:56 PM