Chaos Queen
@chaosqueen777x.bsky.social
Have you ever gotten tickets for a random taco festival only to find out it’s actually a lil Jon concert?
September 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Have you ever gotten tickets for a random taco festival only to find out it’s actually a lil Jon concert?
“What are bubbles?”
“… yea? What ARE bubbles?”
“… yea? What ARE bubbles?”
July 24, 2025 at 4:38 AM
“What are bubbles?”
“… yea? What ARE bubbles?”
“… yea? What ARE bubbles?”
“The economy in this game sucks.”
July 18, 2025 at 12:43 AM
“The economy in this game sucks.”
@alxthymia.bsky.social is only here because she’s ban from Twitter.
June 28, 2025 at 2:25 AM
@alxthymia.bsky.social is only here because she’s ban from Twitter.
If Lost, Return to the Bar Where the Bartender Knows Our Orders and Also Our Trauma.
May 17, 2025 at 1:52 AM
If Lost, Return to the Bar Where the Bartender Knows Our Orders and Also Our Trauma.
“Are you sure you don’t want to play twister?”
May 15, 2025 at 12:31 AM
“Are you sure you don’t want to play twister?”
“I have a nature valley bar in the car?”
May 10, 2025 at 5:01 AM
“I have a nature valley bar in the car?”
“Okay, do you know when we use each rule for the -ed and -ing endings?”
“Uhhh today?”
😑
“Uhhh today?”
😑
April 17, 2025 at 12:09 AM
“Okay, do you know when we use each rule for the -ed and -ing endings?”
“Uhhh today?”
😑
“Uhhh today?”
😑
A student was eating her banana the long way today.
April 9, 2025 at 4:40 PM
A student was eating her banana the long way today.
“At recess will it be recess?”
April 9, 2025 at 3:58 PM
“At recess will it be recess?”
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“This is my manatee”
March 8, 2025 at 5:33 AM
“This is my manatee”
Not to brag but I just paid off my student loans 😏
March 4, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Not to brag but I just paid off my student loans 😏
A “man” called out the bags under my eyes then tried to ask me on a date last night 😑
March 2, 2025 at 6:50 PM
A “man” called out the bags under my eyes then tried to ask me on a date last night 😑
A win is a win.
Putting “Trump declares Pluto a planet again” on my bingo card.
February 27, 2025 at 3:41 AM
A win is a win.
“You know why squirrels are like that?!”
February 22, 2025 at 4:59 AM
“You know why squirrels are like that?!”
Ope I just remembered I impulsively bought concert tickets last night 🤭
February 20, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Ope I just remembered I impulsively bought concert tickets last night 🤭
“He doesn’t bite, but sometimes people’s fingers get between his teeth”
February 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
“He doesn’t bite, but sometimes people’s fingers get between his teeth”
“I saw a picture of water and now I’m thirsty.” - first grade things
January 30, 2025 at 7:22 PM
“I saw a picture of water and now I’m thirsty.” - first grade things
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It's still January.
January 28, 2025 at 3:43 PM
It's still January.
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Everybody check on your group chats. It’s rough out here.
January 28, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Everybody check on your group chats. It’s rough out here.
“Do you want a donut to go with your meltdown?”
January 28, 2025 at 10:07 PM
“Do you want a donut to go with your meltdown?”
I’m going to have a meltdown later. As a treat.
January 28, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I’m going to have a meltdown later. As a treat.
I feel pressure to make a good first post.
November 16, 2024 at 3:12 AM
I feel pressure to make a good first post.