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you will ask “who is this for??”
he/him
he/him
While perusing 1994’s obsolete “A Guide to the Star Wars Universe”, I’m confronted with the question “I’m sorry, who??”
November 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
While perusing 1994’s obsolete “A Guide to the Star Wars Universe”, I’m confronted with the question “I’m sorry, who??”
I figured I’d post a selfie in case y’all forgot about me…
October 13, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I figured I’d post a selfie in case y’all forgot about me…
What do I have to do to find this sweatshirt on eBay??
September 11, 2025 at 5:26 PM
What do I have to do to find this sweatshirt on eBay??
why’s my wife getting deliveries from my most searched pornhub category??
July 29, 2025 at 9:39 PM
why’s my wife getting deliveries from my most searched pornhub category??
How I feel when I get reposted:
June 14, 2025 at 11:08 PM
How I feel when I get reposted:
TFW someone asks why Weird Al included a parody of a 4 year old song about an 18 year old tv show as the centerpiece of his cinematic debut…
June 5, 2025 at 1:28 AM
TFW someone asks why Weird Al included a parody of a 4 year old song about an 18 year old tv show as the centerpiece of his cinematic debut…
Lady Gaga could NEVER!!
April 21, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Lady Gaga could NEVER!!
I appreciate what’s going on here and everything but where I come from “everyone here talks with their hands” is a prerequisite at an Italian place.
April 20, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I appreciate what’s going on here and everything but where I come from “everyone here talks with their hands” is a prerequisite at an Italian place.
This is just what Daffy Duck says when Bugs Bunny swaps his steak with an old boot.
April 18, 2025 at 9:15 PM
This is just what Daffy Duck says when Bugs Bunny swaps his steak with an old boot.
Ah yes, this is exactly what I expected when ordering spinach on my burrito!
March 19, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Ah yes, this is exactly what I expected when ordering spinach on my burrito!
In 2025, who is this lamp for??
March 16, 2025 at 5:39 PM
In 2025, who is this lamp for??
This isn’t it but I’m fuming that I have to try to dodge banana flares now on the search for crackle.
February 14, 2025 at 6:57 PM
This isn’t it but I’m fuming that I have to try to dodge banana flares now on the search for crackle.
This is what happens when you leave out the Pepperidge Farm Sampler and a slice of Breyers Viennetta:
February 14, 2025 at 4:11 AM
This is what happens when you leave out the Pepperidge Farm Sampler and a slice of Breyers Viennetta:
They putting chloroform in these diapers or something?
January 11, 2025 at 6:16 PM
They putting chloroform in these diapers or something?
Despite the efforts of internet foot fetishists, I’ve finally been able to dig up some examples of cartoon heels!
January 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Despite the efforts of internet foot fetishists, I’ve finally been able to dig up some examples of cartoon heels!
Remind that Christmas isn’t easy for everyone! Even billionaire playboys!!!
December 25, 2024 at 3:55 PM
Remind that Christmas isn’t easy for everyone! Even billionaire playboys!!!
Even a book for children knows this.
December 22, 2024 at 3:41 PM
Even a book for children knows this.
What people say when asked about me:
December 20, 2024 at 8:51 PM
What people say when asked about me: