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Fnord. Death to bots. Punch Nazis.
Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.
Be cunning and full of tricks and
your people shall never be destroyed.
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chaoslions.bsky.social
"Disruptive economy" is just a fancy way of saying "rape culture".

Also, I keep posting this:
Woman labeled "ME" stands against wall, head completely covered by the bell of a tuba labeled "UNWANTED AI" being held by a second woman labeled "EVERY COMPANY"
November 20, 2025 at 10:35 PM
chaoslions.bsky.social
The Democratic Party under Schumer are nothing more than the Washington Generals. He has to fucking go.
A Washington Generals basketball player stands haplessly with his arms in the air as a Harlem Globetrotter jumping past him brings the basketball over his head
November 10, 2025 at 8:37 PM
chaoslions.bsky.social
Woman labeled "ME" stands against wall, head completely covered by the bell of a tuba labeled "UNWANTED AI" being held by a second woman labeled "EVERY COMPANY"
November 2, 2025 at 2:27 AM
chaoslions.bsky.social
Uncle Jimbo from South Park, in orange hunting gear with a rifle on his back, stands in front of snow-covered pine trees. He shouts his practiced excuse for shooting animals out of season: "My god, it's coming right for us!"
October 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
chaoslions.bsky.social
Xitter post from Kyle aka @kylelove2tweet from Jan 12, 2021 at 7:59 AM. Photo of crowd of people marching. In front is someone in a black sweatshirt, gloves, helmet, scarf covering most of their face. On the sweatshirt is a hammer and sickle inside a red prohibition circle with crossbar. Above that in white letters is the slogan "ANTI-ANTIFA". Kyle's caption reads "ok now reduce your fraction".
October 4, 2025 at 10:57 PM
chaoslions.bsky.social
And did something Robert E. Lee never managed to do
MAGA traitor carrying a Confederate flag through a room of the US Capitol building
September 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
chaoslions.bsky.social
"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

Random fact of the day: "enigma" is an anagram of "gamine", a word Nabokov used to describe Lolita in Epstein's favorite book.
Trump's creepy 50th birthday letter to Epstein, complete with drawing of a female torso with no head or arms, small breasts, and Trump's "Donald" signature where the pubic hair would be. The relevant line is "Enigmas never age, have you noticed that?" but there are other creepy things, like the signoff "may every day be another wonderful secret."
September 9, 2025 at 5:04 PM
chaoslions.bsky.social
On Jan 6 Trump did what Robert E. Lee never managed to accomplish:
January 6 insurrectionist walking through the Capitol in DC carrying a Confederate flag
September 8, 2025 at 2:10 AM
chaoslions.bsky.social
Picture of an assembly scene from the movie 1984: silhouetted crowd with large banners in the background, with Trump's face in place of Big Brother's and flanked by IngSoc banners. Caption along the bottom reads: "WAR IS PEACE • FREEDOM IS SLAVERY • IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH".
August 27, 2025 at 12:35 AM
chaoslions.bsky.social
The "Mistakes" demotivational poster: picture of a ship sinking in the ocean. Below the title it says "it could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others."
July 22, 2025 at 8:48 PM
chaoslions.bsky.social
Epstein and Trump.

Epstein and Trump.

Epstein and Trump. Epstein and Trump. Epstein and Trump, Trump, TRUMP!
Picture of Snoopy from Peanuts vigorously conducting an orchestra, fur in disarray, ears flapping, baton high.
July 22, 2025 at 8:27 PM
chaoslions.bsky.social
Targeting journalists is a war crime.

As for the cops "joining" the war on the press:
Meme: one astronaut about to shoot another in the back with a pistol while saying "Always has been". The earth floats above them in a starry background.
July 21, 2025 at 5:56 PM
chaoslions.bsky.social
He’s got JD Vance in his underpants!

(final panel from a cartoon by Brian McFadden)
Cartoon showing the backside of a senile old man in dirty underpants. His hands are stained orange, indicating it's Trump. The underwear is soiled with shit in the shape of a caricature of JD Vance that resembles the JD Vance memes going around. Multiple flies buzz around basking in the stench.
July 12, 2025 at 8:32 PM
chaoslions.bsky.social
Prisoners on Narkina 5 at work (from Andor season 1)
July 8, 2025 at 7:29 PM
chaoslions.bsky.social
JD Vance in his true form as the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man
June 27, 2025 at 4:06 AM
chaoslions.bsky.social
Houlihan was probably the character who grew the most over the course of the series, evolving from a one-note adversary and figure of ridicule to become a multidimensional person as complex and sympathetic as anyone else on MASH. Swit nailed every note.

RIP Loretta Swit 1937-2025
Loretta Swit as Major Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan in MASH. She's in the nurses' barracks (there's a bunkbed and some B&W pinup photos of men in the background), wearing a khaki T-shirt with a thin chain (probably her dog tags) and is teary-eyed. The shot is from the 5th season episode "Nurses".
May 31, 2025 at 6:23 AM
chaoslions.bsky.social
Gadsden flag but the snake has a ball gag, leash, and red MAGA cap and the caption is TREAD ON ME PLEASE DEAR SUPER RICH DADDY
April 28, 2025 at 8:19 PM
chaoslions.bsky.social
The Trump Economy
Kid's drawing of Cyclops of the X-Men shooting his eye lasers. Text says "Roses are red, violets are red, Everything is RED"
April 7, 2025 at 10:12 PM
chaoslions.bsky.social
The avatar Musk is using these days is appropriate, as he's a black hole of narcsissism and self-loathing.
Xcrete from Musk on Xitter pointlessly whining about how the left is mean to him. His avatar is a black hole.
March 30, 2025 at 12:26 AM
chaoslions.bsky.social
You could say JD Vance got a frosty reception in Greenland
JD Vance and broodmare Usha wearing parkas and standing in front of an empty snowfield in Greenland
March 30, 2025 at 12:14 AM
chaoslions.bsky.social
Varyn designed the ouroboros tattoo that was used on Edward Norton's back in Birdman
Double ouroboros tattoo with two interlocking snakes, one skeletal, as seen on Edward Norton's back in the movie Birdman
March 19, 2025 at 8:50 PM
chaoslions.bsky.social
Jen Sorensen nails it again
Four panel cartoon entitled "Zero Dimensional Chess": Panel 1: Caption reads "Sidelining other members of their own party, Democratic leadership presents a bold vision." Picture is Chuck Schumer saying "We support absolutely nothing and will do nothing to get it!" His podium says "A NONENTITY YOU CAN COUNT ON". Panel 2: A smiling woman says "I'll do anything for candidates who ignore me and everything I believe in!" and a man holding a "TABULA RASA NOW!" sign while grinning says "Let's be wholly defined by opposition propaganda!" Panel 3: Caption says "The press responds". Three pundits sit at a desk labeled "Nattering Noggins." All are white guys in suits. Pundit 1 says "Finally the Dems have stopped polarizing the nation!" Pundit 2 says "Yes, but are they capitulating quickly enough?" and then "Also, they still exist." Panel 4: Same three pundits. Pundit 3 (in a bowtie) says "They haven't literally immolated themselves yet, which strikes me as out of touch with the working class." Pundit 1 replies: "We can only hope that they soon reach a bi-partisan agreement to self-deport!"
March 19, 2025 at 8:18 PM
chaoslions.bsky.social
...the less you wish you knew
"The more you know" star used in PSAs
March 5, 2025 at 8:49 PM
chaoslions.bsky.social
(better text)
March 1, 2025 at 4:58 AM
chaoslions.bsky.social
Fuck Trump, fuck Vance, fuck Musk, fuck Putin
February 28, 2025 at 11:33 PM