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Adam Altman
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Phantasm II: this summer…the ball is back
November 23, 2025 at 2:51 PM
chaoskid.bsky.social
For what it's worth (very little), DHS says this article is a lie.
DHS and Tricia McLaughlin on X: "Y’all are just making things up now." and "This is an absolute ludicrous lie and unequivocally false. The @washingtonpost should be embarrassed it published this fake crap."
November 20, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Michael Scott going to Sbarro, his "favorite New York pizza joint"
November 19, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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Chicago continues its fun win probability charts
Chart showing win probability for a Sixers vs Bulls game. Sixers lead entire way until 3 seconds left.
November 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Clearly ignoring the sign (complimentary)
Bumper sticker reads "Less Honkin More Tonkin"
October 28, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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I should hope so; otherwise how scary is it?
Ad for Six Flags Fright Fest -- photo of a guy in a scary mask that might be made out of human skin standing in front of a roller coaster.
October 28, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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My Gravy would do that when he was kitten
Gray tabby kitten lying like Burt Reynolds did on that bearskin rug in Cosmo
October 23, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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Every single dollar of our taxes is going to go in his pocket.
Department. Asked if either of those top officials would recuse or have been recused from overseeing the possible settlement with Mr. Trump, a Justice Department spokesman, Chad Gilmartin, said, "In any circumstance, all officials at the Department of Justice follow the guidance of career ethics officials." In July, Ms. Bondi fired the agency's top ethics adviser.
October 21, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Creepy Blair Witch-ass cat
Gravy, the gray medium hair tabby cat just staring at the corner in the basement. Closer on Gravy, the gray medium hair tabby cat just staring at the corner in the basement.
October 21, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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Not sure why everyone thinks Seattle is in trouble right now. They’re up 14-0
Screenshot of football game score: Texans: 0 Seahawks: 14
October 21, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Bobby Jenks in 2005
White Sox pitcher Bobby Jenks in 2005, covered in some sort of thick white liquid (likely foam from celebratory beer but we all know what it looks like)
October 9, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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This is killing me. Does Swan Boy think that because the band came up with "Make Yourself" on their own that it makes it "self-titled"?
Swan Boy says "So to be fair, I'm going to do a live listen along to Incubus's 1999 self-titled album "Make Yourself"
October 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Had never heard of NIPAS before I saw one of their vehicles on 94 back in July. They drive these total overkillmobiles.
A large armored-looking vehicle marked with the logo of NIPAS and the world "POLICE" on the back of its double rear doors, driving up 94 in the northern suburbs of Chicago. A 3/4 view of a large armored-looking vehicle marked with the logo of NIPAS and the world "POLICE" on the back of its double rear doors, driving up 94 in the northern suburbs of Chicago.
October 3, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Incredible weekend for teams I follow (and the Sox)
Screenshot of espn app showing wins by NU, Illinois, bears, white sox, cubs, Blackhawks
September 29, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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HBO made their postseason graphic too soon. Poor Mets.
HBO ad for MLB postseason. Photo of players from LA, SD, Chicago and, sadly, the NY Mets who did not make the playoffs.
September 29, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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John Mulaney performing at Wrigley Field and they're only selling eight tickets for the show? I really think they could sell way more than that.
Screenshot of an email from the Cubs re: John Mulaney headlining a comedy event at Wrigley Field. Below a "More Info" button is a statement that reads, "There is a limit of eight tickets for the show."
September 24, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Batman thought so too but as you can see it grows tiresome
From Batman City of Owls arc in New 52, Batman punching one of the Court of Owls across three panels saying "I am sick to death of owls"
September 24, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Was shocked at CNN’s straightforward headline.
CNN headline: Trump links autism to acetaminophen use during pregnancy, despite decades of evidence it's safe
September 22, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Know it’s not the most important thing but can’t they even find a competent press release writer? “Being drug”?
“Being drug by a car”
September 21, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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Opinion: Donald the Dove, Hillary the Hawk by Maureen Dowd April 30, 2016
September 5, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Donald the dove, Hillary the hawk by Maureen Dowd April 30 2016
September 5, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Sideshow Bob from the Simpsons with his pupils dilated and mouth slack.
August 26, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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M as in Mancy
August 10, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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I'd like to offer up a little Mitch "Wild Thing" Williams.
A baseball card featuring Mitch Williams during his time on the Cubs -- he's wearing a Cubs hat and jacket, a baseball glove on his right hand. He's got longish hair coming out of his cap and is super handsome.
August 7, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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@dasharez0ne.bsky.social thought this was one of yours for a second
A tshirt that reads “I am a grumpy old man I’m allergic to stupidity I was born in December I break out in sarcasm I protect my family & I love my country if this offends you I don’t care”. There are skulls colored like the flag of the United States eating razor wire
July 26, 2025 at 9:39 PM