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Chaos Joule
@chaosjoule.bsky.social
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Fraudulent juggler/dune appreciator
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I know writers who use subtext and they’re all cowards
October 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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I did detective work and then regretted it
Andrew Gruel, the food porn master
October 14, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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Refusing to apologize #goms
Ms should go to inning 23
October 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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All attempts by the Japanese to establish embassies pre-Edo period
Oh just a story about samurai hanging out with conquistadors while an Aztec historian records their goings-on
October 8, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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Classic Seattle sports experience
Mariners logo. Curved arrows lead around the logo like a compass. North and south positions have text reading “it’s so over.” East and west positions have text reading, “we’re so back.” All of the text blocks have urgent, childish, hand-drawn circles around them.
October 8, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Cher the last movie you watched!
Gamera: The Guardian of the Universe. Cher’s face is the moon.
September 20, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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A Dairy Queen sign promising pumpkin pie blizzards and that we will never forget 9/11/01
September 11, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Got them SUNDAY plans.
Sun Aug 10 12:00pm - seven samurai 4:30pm - yojimbo 7:30pm - high and low
August 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Line graph from National Safety Council titled, “Motor Vehicle Deaths United States 1913-2023.” Shows deaths per year, going from less than 10k in 1910s to about 45k in 2023, with a high in 1970s of about 55k. Depressing.
August 9, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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I’ve been interested in this book since uhhh 5/31/24, so this very exciting!
Screenshot from bookstore dot org showing I preordered The Right of the People by Osita Nwanevu, available August 12, 2025.
July 31, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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Sicko guy
July 20, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Shrike Shrike Shrike
July 11, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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A novel-length coda? You had to do it to ‘em
Pages 1225 (1597 including coda)
July 9, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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Post your favorite Doctor Who, wrong answers only
Dr. “Who” Facilier
June 30, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Puffin.
A puffin pecking at the ground
June 22, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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#enhance
A container of bubble bath, colored like a watermelon, but shaped like a cactus Zoom in on label Brand reads: “RAW SUGAR KIDS” Further zoom in on label “Bubble bath + Body wash Watermelon lemonade” Insane zoom in on label Text reads: “Vegan”
May 27, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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TFW you’re tired of the emails that haven’t even arrived yet.
A rule description from Cinematrix, the movie trivia game. A lot of blah blah blah describing “based on game or toy,” the rule being described. The last sentence, highlighted in yellow, reads, “Jumanji is not actually a game.”
April 21, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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George Bluth Sr looking distraught in a prison jumpsuit
March 24, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Huh I saw the original but then popped up and won’t go away???
Jerry no
March 23, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Found the perfect gift for Elder Bluesky spokesperson @brendelbored.bsky.social
Prima’s Ultimate Strategy Guide STARCRAFT $8.49 Promises “DETAILED MAPS!” In the lower right hand corner
March 20, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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The “yes…ha ha…YES” guy, but zoomed in so you only see the eyes.
March 15, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Jennifer Coolidge character “these gays, they’re trying to murder me,” still except “gays” is covered up by “KENNEDYS” in bold font. You see, the joke here is that it seems like there’s is vast, spanning, conspiracy being planned by a shadowy group of hostile people to kill Coolidge. This is unlikely. BUT. By swapping “KENNEDYS” I, a jokemaster, am making it more plausible that shadowy group of hostile people are trying to kill Coolidge with diseases. Right now, vaccination services are being disabled while deadly disease outbreaks are beginning to surge. She’s old, and let’s be honest, flaky enough that she hasn’t likely kept up on her boosters over the years.
February 28, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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@catacalypto.bsky.social I did in fact my change my game play to see how this event shook out.
QUEST: THE GOLD TIPPED SPEAR REWARDS: A CHOICE STRENGTHENING MY ARMY
February 14, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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Go birds
A picture of a human dancing in an Elmo mascot head while trash cans burn behind them. From the 2020 riots in Philly.
February 10, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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If you see this, post a fictional artist/band that you would love to see live.
Lydia Tár
January 27, 2025 at 1:42 AM