I had a preschooler notice my leg hair and asked me why I had it. I told her it grows there naturally, and asked jokingly if she didn't like it. Her response was to grab my pant leg and pull it further down. Guess that was her answer

(Mod/Severe 2nd-3rd grade)
Kid 1: Did you know humans eat pigs?
Kid 2: No they don't, they eat rats.

Preschooler, petting a tricycle: this is my horsie
Me: Yeah? What's your horsie's name?
Preschooler: ....bicycle.

Preschooler having the time of her life on a bike: "I'm the Monster. WHY WHY WHY WHYYYY WHYYY WHY WHYYYY"
(She did this for ~10 minutes)

Food: Eggroll?
Season: Late winter/early spring
Drink: Squirt (THE SODA. THE SODA.)
Color: copper and teal
Anime: Violet Evergarden or Death Parade

I don't have five people to tag 😭

No fuck you