Did you hear the joke about the butter?

I don't think I should tell you because you might spread it around..

Out of context comics #1

Fascists don't wear T-shirts from www.midnightveildesigns.com As we don't really see eye to eye...You aren't a fascist, are you? Prove it and buy a T-shirt

I am here because it wouldn't be fair if I only gave the Twitter algorithm the chance to ignore me and not the Bluesky one

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A roamin-catholic

What do you call a girl who's just come back from the beach?

Sandy.

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What do you do with a sick scientist?

Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, then you might as well barium

Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench when a man in a trench coat came up and flashed them. One old lady immediately had a stroke. The other couldn't quite reach.

I wonder how MAGA feels learning almost every single thing the "Paid activists" and "Libtards" (including myself being called that) were right abut everything they have beens saying. Not only that, the two people exposing it all are the two people they have been arguing to protect🤣

I keep seeing people (mostly grifters and frauds milking the easily fooled for money) talk bullshit and say shit like, "They don't want you to know this so they censor me."

If that were true then how the fuck am I seeing your bullshit?

A woman walks into a doctor's office complaining of acute angina. The doctor says, "Your tits aren't bad, either."

How can you spot a blind man at a nude beach?

It's not hard.

How is a vagina like the weather?

If it's wet, it's time to go inside.