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Hello! Prompts are released every Saturday at 10am EST starting on 25th Jan. The word limit is usually 100-500 words and submissions are due by 10pm EST on the following Wednesday. The first round is normally a warm up which means no eliminations, but a drabble would still need to be submitted!

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UF: There was no defiling going on. The only people in breach of the law here are you two. If I find you don't have authorisation for this mission so help me I'll-

RW: Be reasonable, Hermio-

[Minor explosion]

-Communication Terminated-

RW: [Panicked] Harry it's-

HP: I know. I'd know that drawl anywhere.

UM: Class always rises to the top.

HP: Shut up, Malfoy. I brought my children here. Now I find you defiling-

RW: Hermione can you fix your- Yes thank Merlin.

UM: I swear to Merlin Weasley if you don't get your hand off my girlfriend's breast you'll lose it.

RW: That's a direct threat to a member of law enforcement-

UF: Oh be quiet Ron. And put your wand away before I embarrass you.

HP: Your girlfriend?

Unknown Male: What the fuck, Weasley?

Unknown Female: Ron?

RW: [Shouting] Auror down. [Wretching]. Eyes on suspect in compromising position with tall, blonde elf.

UF: Have you been /following/ me? [Muffled noise] Harry is that you?

[Static]

UF: Harry?

HP: Check in every 60 seconds Terrier.

RW: [Whispering] Check in.

RW: [Whispering] Check iiiIIIAAAARRRGGGGGHHHHHHH

[Prolonged male scream of terror. Thudding. Sounds of a struggle]

RW: [Shouting] Fuck! Backup! Urgent Backup required!

HP: Backup is coming, Terrier! Confirm mission status.

HP: Status update, Terrier.

RW: Minor mulled cider incident. Cover appears intact.

HP: Robes?

RW: Negative. Lav will be fuming. Suspect is entering the grotto through a rear entrance.

HP: Continue with caution.

RW: Suspect has jumped the queue. Entering the grotto now. Wand out just in case.

HP: Follow at a discreet distance. Do not endanger yourself or the mission.

RW: Copy that. Suspect is moving quickly. Regular checks for potential tails iver alternating shoulders.

HP: She's good. Got to give her that.

RW: Heading in direction of the Santa's grotto.

[Shouting. General kerfuffle]

RW: [Indistinct] No reason to believe suspect is armed. Would advise caution in approach however. Suspect doesn't need to be armed to be dangerous.

HP: Agree. Any unusual behaviour?

RW: Eating a bratwurst- Oh suspect on the move.

RW: Suspect is on the north east side of the square, viewing wooden Christmas decorations.

HP: Any reason to believe the suspect is armed?

RW: Are we really sure about this Harr- er I mean Stag. It's-

HP: We do this properly, Terrier. We follow protocol. Even if it's not quite /official/.