Elizabeth
@chaos1674.bsky.social
“Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.”~ apocryphal Twainism
Porta Potty Portal #ASongOrMovieForUrbanFacilities
November 8, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Porta Potty Portal #ASongOrMovieForUrbanFacilities
It #IsTooBadForYou that we have already claimed our spots.
November 6, 2025 at 10:29 PM
It #IsTooBadForYou that we have already claimed our spots.
#3WordDisappointments No Dogs Allowed
November 6, 2025 at 5:58 PM
#3WordDisappointments No Dogs Allowed
#3WordDisappointments gluten free brownies
November 6, 2025 at 5:53 PM
#3WordDisappointments gluten free brownies
#WhatScaresMeIs my sense of direction (or lack thereof).
November 6, 2025 at 2:29 AM
#WhatScaresMeIs my sense of direction (or lack thereof).
I hope my human remembered to bring her ID to the cat treat store! #WhiskersWednesday
November 5, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I hope my human remembered to bring her ID to the cat treat store! #WhiskersWednesday
#WhatIHeardOnTheNews I could not unhear . . .
November 4, 2025 at 1:21 AM
#WhatIHeardOnTheNews I could not unhear . . .
#ItMaySoundClicheBut don't put all your cats in one basket.
November 4, 2025 at 12:48 AM
#ItMaySoundClicheBut don't put all your cats in one basket.
A paw print that isn't mine #HasACreepyHoldOnMe
October 25, 2025 at 2:09 AM
A paw print that isn't mine #HasACreepyHoldOnMe
#WhenImInAGroup I get easily distracted.
October 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
#WhenImInAGroup I get easily distracted.
October 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
#SaveYourDramaFor your next audition.
(Stella!)
(Stella!)
October 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
#SaveYourDramaFor your next audition.
(Stella!)
(Stella!)
#SaveYourDramaFor when you need to play the bundle game with Verizon - again.
October 23, 2025 at 10:03 PM
#SaveYourDramaFor when you need to play the bundle game with Verizon - again.
#WhatStopsMeFromWorrying - baked goods!
October 23, 2025 at 4:43 PM
#WhatStopsMeFromWorrying - baked goods!
#ItsASlapOnTheFaceWhen you still won't follow the procedure despite my having explained it a dozen times.
October 23, 2025 at 3:51 PM
#ItsASlapOnTheFaceWhen you still won't follow the procedure despite my having explained it a dozen times.
#ScreamForYour bowl to be filled now!
October 20, 2025 at 11:40 PM
#ScreamForYour bowl to be filled now!
Drinking black coffee in bed #SundayActivitiesInASongOrMovie
October 19, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Drinking black coffee in bed #SundayActivitiesInASongOrMovie
#MyParentsNeverLetMe bring my radio to school.
October 12, 2025 at 12:05 AM
#MyParentsNeverLetMe bring my radio to school.
October 9, 2025 at 12:33 AM
So if Trump is not awarded the Nobel Peace prize on Friday, does that mean there will be a 500% tariff on all IKEA products and Swedish meatballs?
October 8, 2025 at 6:23 PM
So if Trump is not awarded the Nobel Peace prize on Friday, does that mean there will be a 500% tariff on all IKEA products and Swedish meatballs?
“I just want to find 11,780 votes!"
#OverheardOnThePhoneCall
#OverheardOnThePhoneCall
October 2, 2025 at 2:30 AM
“I just want to find 11,780 votes!"
#OverheardOnThePhoneCall
#OverheardOnThePhoneCall