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Gen X…RN…Bi 🏳️🌈…Wokey Lefty Liberal…fan of ellipses…Full-time Feminist…Part-time Comedy Habitué…Podcast Junkie…🎧
Out here just trying to stay relevant…and I have memes, some vintage…😊
Out here just trying to stay relevant…and I have memes, some vintage…😊
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One of my favourite Twitter archetypes, is the pro-lifer who is actually a pro-birther.
You can tell the difference by saying that perhaps single mothers should receive more govt help, & they immediately come back with,
“WHORES! Should have kept their legs shut! Why should the taxpayer help them?”
You can tell the difference by saying that perhaps single mothers should receive more govt help, & they immediately come back with,
“WHORES! Should have kept their legs shut! Why should the taxpayer help them?”
August 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
One of my favourite Twitter archetypes, is the pro-lifer who is actually a pro-birther.
You can tell the difference by saying that perhaps single mothers should receive more govt help, & they immediately come back with,
“WHORES! Should have kept their legs shut! Why should the taxpayer help them?”
You can tell the difference by saying that perhaps single mothers should receive more govt help, & they immediately come back with,
“WHORES! Should have kept their legs shut! Why should the taxpayer help them?”
The opposite of feminism, is NOT misogyny, & the rest of your comment is equally pointless. So I hope you warmed up properly before making that stretch.
August 23, 2025 at 6:04 PM
The opposite of feminism, is NOT misogyny, & the rest of your comment is equally pointless. So I hope you warmed up properly before making that stretch.
May 28, 2025 at 12:24 AM
My favourite part of boxing, is when they get tired, & then pause to have a little cuddle with each other.
January 24, 2024 at 5:26 PM
My favourite part of boxing, is when they get tired, & then pause to have a little cuddle with each other.
Wtf, Tesco, it’s JANUARY…
January 24, 2024 at 5:26 PM
Wtf, Tesco, it’s JANUARY…
My dog doesn’t really jump up at people. EXCEPT when we’re on a walk, & he sees someone in a car. I don’t know where this fascination has come from, but he will try - and has succeeded on occasion - to jump up at their window, like he’s a sex worker telling them his rates…
January 5, 2024 at 10:19 PM
My dog doesn’t really jump up at people. EXCEPT when we’re on a walk, & he sees someone in a car. I don’t know where this fascination has come from, but he will try - and has succeeded on occasion - to jump up at their window, like he’s a sex worker telling them his rates…
My vet said that my dog - as he’s a cross-breed - is a mutt.
I KNOW this can’t be true, because we’ve had many conversations where I’ve wondered who my little prince is, & we both agree it’s him.
I KNOW this can’t be true, because we’ve had many conversations where I’ve wondered who my little prince is, & we both agree it’s him.
December 6, 2023 at 8:15 PM
My vet said that my dog - as he’s a cross-breed - is a mutt.
I KNOW this can’t be true, because we’ve had many conversations where I’ve wondered who my little prince is, & we both agree it’s him.
I KNOW this can’t be true, because we’ve had many conversations where I’ve wondered who my little prince is, & we both agree it’s him.
The 90s took my real eyebrows, & gave me an eating disorder…😕
November 24, 2023 at 9:51 PM
The 90s took my real eyebrows, & gave me an eating disorder…😕
Women aged ~35 & older don’t get enough credit for surviving the 90s. They were BRUTAL mate, & you will all know what I mean. That is all.
November 24, 2023 at 9:43 PM
Women aged ~35 & older don’t get enough credit for surviving the 90s. They were BRUTAL mate, & you will all know what I mean. That is all.
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@AP: Thousands of people have fled Gaza's largest hospital as Israeli forces and Palestinian militants battle outside its gates. https://t.co/aeMwYBbCgF
November 13, 2023 at 6:05 PM
@AP: Thousands of people have fled Gaza's largest hospital as Israeli forces and Palestinian militants battle outside its gates. https://t.co/aeMwYBbCgF
November 10, 2023 at 9:46 PM
Martin! 😳
November 10, 2023 at 9:40 PM
Martin! 😳
When you remember that there are TWO wars going on, & at least four countries ripping each other apart. Is this real life? Wtf?
@Ukrinform_News: Russian troops attack Nikopol with kamikaze drones, killing woman
https://t.co/ULkToBIzOt
https://t.co/ULkToBIzOt
November 10, 2023 at 4:56 PM
When you remember that there are TWO wars going on, & at least four countries ripping each other apart. Is this real life? Wtf?
I still won’t walk over three grates, just in case “something bad” happens…I’m 42.
November 9, 2023 at 10:20 PM
I still won’t walk over three grates, just in case “something bad” happens…I’m 42.
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Life hack: if a ghost is haunting your house start dating them and then be super needy now the ghost is gone like everyone else I ever loved
July 3, 2023 at 4:07 PM
Life hack: if a ghost is haunting your house start dating them and then be super needy now the ghost is gone like everyone else I ever loved
Meanwhile on Twitter…
October 31, 2023 at 12:14 AM
Meanwhile on Twitter…
My dog trainer fat-shamed my dog (in front of him!) & I still feel some kinda way about it…
October 30, 2023 at 11:42 PM
My dog trainer fat-shamed my dog (in front of him!) & I still feel some kinda way about it…
What if - and this might sound crazy - they got rid of all those letters and replaced them with these three: NHS
Free healthcare for all! 😊
Free healthcare for all! 😊
October 30, 2023 at 5:10 PM
What if - and this might sound crazy - they got rid of all those letters and replaced them with these three: NHS
Free healthcare for all! 😊
Free healthcare for all! 😊
Okay, first post on Bluesky, make it count…🐾
October 22, 2023 at 1:57 AM
Okay, first post on Bluesky, make it count…🐾