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"charlie was faithful and christ-like"

turning point USA would have had like a dozen cameras on jesus as he was being nailed to the cross while charlie "debated" him about how feeding people is woke and gay
September 17, 2025 at 11:55 PM
went down a Jackass rewatch rabbithole and came up with this
September 13, 2025 at 2:56 PM
nerds: Die Hard is a christmas movie

me, an intellectual: Legally Blonde 2 is a 4th of July movie
June 27, 2025 at 8:54 PM
made a meme about the brainworm dipshit
May 19, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Tony the Soprano

"Gaba gool fast"
May 18, 2025 at 10:41 AM
no matter how many time I replay it whenever i see the ocean water in Sonic Adventure Emerald Coast i'm like:
March 28, 2025 at 10:48 PM
reverting when you come down on a ramp is the parry of Tony Hawk games
March 22, 2025 at 12:48 AM
boomers on social media are wild bc one post of theirs will be a minion-ass meme saying "good morning i love god i love my family and my grandchildren amen", then the next will be them posting "we should hunt immigrants for sport"
March 15, 2025 at 7:45 PM
congestion pricing is good and they should add a rule that if you drive a tesla or cybertruck into lower manhattan, you get smithereens'd by the Euclid's C-Finder
March 1, 2025 at 8:27 AM
the republican is a creature incapable of having an orgasm until their dogshit beliefs & policy succeed at social-murdering a marginalized person
March 1, 2025 at 8:05 AM
no matter who wins tonite, its important to recognize Drake already lost

also go birds
February 9, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I can't wait to outlive this Wet Corpse and his two friends, the Apartheid Nazi and the Brainworm Gundam
February 5, 2025 at 11:35 PM
seeing how hard Kendrick won at the Grammy's made me realize he completed his set of stocks:

one ("like that"), two ("euphoria"), three ("6:16 in LA"), four ("meet the grahams"), five ("not like us"), plus five (grammys) (ayy)
February 4, 2025 at 3:34 AM