"charlie was faithful and christ-like"

turning point USA would have had like a dozen cameras on jesus as he was being nailed to the cross while charlie "debated" him about how feeding people is woke and gay

went down a Jackass rewatch rabbithole and came up with this

nerds: Die Hard is a christmas movie

me, an intellectual: Legally Blonde 2 is a 4th of July movie

made a meme about the brainworm dipshit

Tony the Soprano

"Gaba gool fast"

no matter how many time I replay it whenever i see the ocean water in Sonic Adventure Emerald Coast i'm like:

reverting when you come down on a ramp is the parry of Tony Hawk games

boomers on social media are wild bc one post of theirs will be a minion-ass meme saying "good morning i love god i love my family and my grandchildren amen", then the next will be them posting "we should hunt immigrants for sport"

congestion pricing is good and they should add a rule that if you drive a tesla or cybertruck into lower manhattan, you get smithereens'd by the Euclid's C-Finder

the republican is a creature incapable of having an orgasm until their dogshit beliefs & policy succeed at social-murdering a marginalized person

no matter who wins tonite, its important to recognize Drake already lost

also go birds

I can't wait to outlive this Wet Corpse and his two friends, the Apartheid Nazi and the Brainworm Gundam

seeing how hard Kendrick won at the Grammy's made me realize he completed his set of stocks:

one ("like that"), two ("euphoria"), three ("6:16 in LA"), four ("meet the grahams"), five ("not like us"), plus five (grammys) (ayy)