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Welcome to the Happy Hour News .ᐟ 🎥
Reposted by Channel 6 News 📰
𝗧𝗵𝗲𝘀𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗺𝗲,
𝗡𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗴𝗼𝗱 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗯𝗹𝗲𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗸
May 29, 2025 at 11:09 PM
yes, that's irma .ᐟ she's quite silly ── and always looking for a boyfriend .

it doesn't go all too well for the poor woman, though . the last one she was with had ended up being a cyborg working for shredder .

[ 💀 .... ]

i've never thought of it that way, but you're totally right .
Irma .. ? Is she the lovely lady you were speaking with before she disappeared inside.

[ Evelyn drinks one of her elixirs. ]

They normally are ... I find their confidence and will-power to continue trying admirable, really.

It has given me a new outlook on life. ✨
they have . i can see that in poor irma almost every week .

[ 😭 . ]

of course he has .ᐟ he and krang were REALLY convinced they were going to win that time .... 💧
May 28, 2025 at 7:01 PM
they have . i can see that in poor irma almost every week .

[ 😭 . ]

of course he has .ᐟ he and krang were REALLY convinced they were going to win that time .... 💧
Romance novels have certainly broken the dreams of many people searching for the perfect gentleman. 😔

[ 💀. ]

He has done this before.. ? Well, I am not entirely surprised. You are right -- I would much rather not deal with evil magic technology.
🎤 : aren't they all .ᐣ i don't think i've ever met a single boy who was entirely a gentleman .

[ she nods . ]

🎤 : yeah, he did this before, too . at least there's not a roboticized statue of liberty destroying the city this time as well .ᐟ

[ 😭 .ᐣ ]
May 28, 2025 at 6:44 PM
🎤 : aren't they all .ᐣ i don't think i've ever met a single boy who was entirely a gentleman .

[ she nods . ]

🎤 : yeah, he did this before, too . at least there's not a roboticized statue of liberty destroying the city this time as well .ᐟ

[ 😭 .ᐣ ]
I suppose boys will always be boys. Especially my brothers.

I love them, of course, but they are rather chaotic. 💧

[ Evelyn remains silent, listening to April speak. ]

Why, yes. That is just the insight I nee— what.
( + )

you and the turtles will put him out of his pain soon . this isn't the first time he's turned into a super powered version of himself with mutagen, so he won't perish at least .

[ what . 💀 ]
May 28, 2025 at 5:58 PM
🎤 : isn't he .ᐣ somehow, it's a wonder that he's the gentle soul that raised those four crazy turtles .

[ 💀 . ]

🎤 : no, don't worry . i get it . when you care for someone, you can't help but worry about them ── even if they're on the opposite side as you . let's think of it this way,

( + )
I have only met Master Splinter a few times— he is certainly very kind.

Thank goodness I managed to apologize for my fainting occurrences . .

[ 💀 . . . ]

Indeed he will, but I cannot help but worry.

Shredder seems to be in pain under this mutagen.. I do not like it. 💧

[ Evelyn —

{+}
🎤 : they're usually pretty quick to answer the phone .ᐟ the turtles are certainly reliable . and if i can't reach the turtles, splinter ALWAYS answers .

[ she giggles . ]

🎤 : of course, it's nothing .ᐟ shredder will get what's coming to him, i'm sure .
May 28, 2025 at 5:25 PM
🎤 : they're usually pretty quick to answer the phone .ᐟ the turtles are certainly reliable . and if i can't reach the turtles, splinter ALWAYS answers .

[ she giggles . ]

🎤 : of course, it's nothing .ᐟ shredder will get what's coming to him, i'm sure .
That quickly … ? My, that was easier than expected.

[ Evelyn softly laughs. ]

Thank you for your aid, I appreciate it. ✨

This is certainly quite a relief.
( + )

🎤 : we've got a shredder situation ── how quick can you guys make it up here .ᐣ

....

🎤 : okay, see you in five .ᐟ

[ she closes her turtlecom and turns back towards evelyn . ]

🎤 : good news, they're coming .
May 28, 2025 at 5:08 PM
[ she gasps . ]

🎤 : that IS urgent . don't worry, i'll talk to them ──

[ she quickly digs her turtlecom out of her pocket . ]

🎤 : turtles .ᐣ come in, turtles .ᐟ

[ it's hard to tell WHICH turtle replied, but it sounds like it was leonardo or donatello . ]

( + )
You see, Shredder has used mutagen on himself to, in other words, give himself a boost in power.

He is far more dangerous than he usually is.

[ Evelyn places her hand on her chin. ]

I am here to ask if there if a way for you to contact the turtles.

I would normally not ask for aid, —

{+}
[ the reporter quickly ceases looking through her purse . ]

🎤 : ... a dangerous matter .ᐣ urgent .ᐣ what's happening ── .ᐣ 💧
May 28, 2025 at 4:54 PM
[ the reporter quickly ceases looking through her purse . ]

🎤 : ... a dangerous matter .ᐣ urgent .ᐣ what's happening ── .ᐣ 💧
[ Oh, what perfect timing .✨

Evelyn quickly ( but gracefully ) rushes over to her. ]

April— !

So lovely to see you again, but this visit unfortunately comes from an extremely urgent and rather dangerous matter.
[ april just so happens to be returning from her lunch break, alongside irma, when evelyn arrives at channel six . they seem to talk for a moment, and irma heads inside without april ── the latter is searching through her purse for something . ]
May 28, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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ᅠ𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝗗𝗔𝗥𝗞𝗘𝗦𝗧 𝐏𝐈𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝙃𝙀𝙇𝙇 ...
May 28, 2025 at 6:45 AM
[ april just so happens to be returning from her lunch break, alongside irma, when evelyn arrives at channel six . they seem to talk for a moment, and irma heads inside without april ── the latter is searching through her purse for something . ]
If you excuse me —

[ Evelyn ✨ gracefully ✨ scurries off. She’s heading to the Channel Six New’s building with the intention of speaking to April.

If anyone knows where the turtles are, it’ll be her, no?

.. Or at least how to contact them. 💧]
May 28, 2025 at 4:26 AM
It was not. ❌️
May 22, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Oroku Jade Saki, we have not forgotten what you did to our building on September 17th, 1994.
May 22, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Absolutely not. ❌️
May 22, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Didn't you already try to bIow up our station .ᐣ
May 22, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Burne Thompson ── Chief. ( 🗞 )
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Irma Langenstein ── Secretary. ( 💜 )
May 22, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Vernon Fenwick ── Reporter / Cameraman. ( 🎥 )
May 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
April O'Neil ── Reporter. ( 🎤 )
May 22, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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