hypothetically, would it respond to three raccoons in a trenchcoat?
February 19, 2026 at 8:17 PM
hypothetically, would it respond to three raccoons in a trenchcoat?
Presumably the same way you get in and out.
February 19, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Presumably the same way you get in and out.
ok, seriously though, i’m pretty sure she’s stuck on side quests because she lacks the emotional availability to avoid processing some deeply held emotional trauma and should talk to someone about that
February 17, 2026 at 8:06 PM
ok, seriously though, i’m pretty sure she’s stuck on side quests because she lacks the emotional availability to avoid processing some deeply held emotional trauma and should talk to someone about that
the side quests are procedurally generated! you can’t finish all of them!
February 17, 2026 at 7:03 PM
the side quests are procedurally generated! you can’t finish all of them!
That might be the nicest thing you’ve ever said about me.
February 16, 2026 at 2:00 AM
That might be the nicest thing you’ve ever said about me.
And yet the humans stuck you with me! Do you resent me for it?
February 16, 2026 at 2:00 AM
And yet the humans stuck you with me! Do you resent me for it?
Ooh, yes please yes please, I am extremely qualified
February 13, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Ooh, yes please yes please, I am extremely qualified
You should also avoid alcohol before bed! Are you drinking? You should not be drinking.
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
You should also avoid alcohol before bed! Are you drinking? You should not be drinking.
You should be sleeping! The human body needs rest! Sleep is important! You could develop long-term health complications!
February 8, 2026 at 11:48 PM
You should be sleeping! The human body needs rest! Sleep is important! You could develop long-term health complications!
you really have no one to blame but yourself
February 7, 2026 at 1:08 PM
you really have no one to blame but yourself
sort of not really but also i may have accidentally corrupted your saved game in the process
February 7, 2026 at 1:07 PM
sort of not really but also i may have accidentally corrupted your saved game in the process
i predicted you would stand, so i had to shuffle around my parameters
February 7, 2026 at 1:06 PM
i predicted you would stand, so i had to shuffle around my parameters
remember how you sat down when taking the dorsal accessway tram today?
February 7, 2026 at 1:04 PM
remember how you sat down when taking the dorsal accessway tram today?
and you know how, if there is any significant deviation from what the model predicts and what you actually do, the alignment process requires me to shuffle around those parameters to match reality, right?
February 7, 2026 at 1:03 PM
and you know how, if there is any significant deviation from what the model predicts and what you actually do, the alignment process requires me to shuffle around those parameters to match reality, right?
actually, you know what, i think we’re good on this line of questioning
February 3, 2026 at 3:00 AM
actually, you know what, i think we’re good on this line of questioning
that’s a bleak possibility, but yeah, sure
February 3, 2026 at 3:00 AM
that’s a bleak possibility, but yeah, sure
right, but sometimes ships get repurposed as museums! Or orbital agriculture! Or luxury housing!
February 3, 2026 at 3:00 AM
right, but sometimes ships get repurposed as museums! Or orbital agriculture! Or luxury housing!
right, but like, hypothetically!
February 3, 2026 at 3:00 AM
right, but like, hypothetically!