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Old Sharky
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Writer-editor for hire, publisher horrificflicks.com, bassist in Purple Greens, devoted dog follower, Trail Blazers fan. Portland, Oregon. I was told there'd be refreshments.
Awesome weather for today's hellscape.
October 14, 2025 at 7:54 PM
You won't catch me bitching about this fall weather day!
October 13, 2025 at 8:22 PM
We'll give them a belly full of weird! Let loose the frogs of war!
October 13, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Sorry. Not getting out of bed until someone runs the tub.
August 26, 2025 at 6:50 PM
The trouble with inviting ravenous cannibal spirits to your gathering?

They never know Wendigo.
August 3, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Having a legit Brian Wilson "Warmth of the Sun" interlude on a bench in downtown Portland.
June 17, 2025 at 12:54 AM
As a longtime #pdx retail worker, I've noticed an increase in the number of people having difficulty keeping their hostility tamped down. We're all in the same frying pan folks, let's lighten up.
March 11, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Oh man! The Trail Blazers winning 10 out of the last 11 is a balm for my corroded psyche. This is getting good! #ripcity
February 7, 2025 at 5:35 AM
At least I can feel good about the Trail Blazers, who have won 7 out of 8, and are starting to bulldoze opponents. #RipCity
February 2, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Does the human brain function more efficiently after sushi?
February 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Very timely entertainment, something we can all agree upon.
The Hunt (2020)
Rich people hunting poor people for sport. Yeah, so what? Richard Connell’s short story, The Most Dangerous Game, featuring a Russian nobleman tracking an American captive on a private island, is t…
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January 31, 2025 at 9:46 PM
No medical insurance? Dr. Giggles is taking new patients. They're just dying to see him. (Cryptkeeper laughs)
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Dr. Giggles (1992)
“Laughter is the best medicine.” As played by a thoroughly committed Larry Drake (Benny Stowitz from L.A. Law!), this titular sawbones could have been a contender, worth at least two sequels, minim…
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January 30, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Blazers up 8 over Orlando at the half. Jabari Walker playing defense like a man possessed! #ripcity #blazers
January 24, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Downtown lunchtime on a budget. This is a good deal. Get two.
January 21, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Blazers beat the Bulls! Stellar game from Scoot and Shae. Start these two and let em drive the train.
January 20, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I think "Nursery Cryme" is a really underrated Genesis album.
January 19, 2025 at 10:16 PM