Chandler is clean on OpSec
@chandlerman.bsky.social
Progressive. Security nerd. Vintage scooter mechanic. Dog parent.
As bad as most of the day's news has been, at least Elmo is $16.5 billion poorer right now than he was this morning.
March 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM
As bad as most of the day's news has been, at least Elmo is $16.5 billion poorer right now than he was this morning.
In positive economic news, TSLA is dropping like a rock today.
March 10, 2025 at 5:03 PM
In positive economic news, TSLA is dropping like a rock today.
Taps the sign...
March 10, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Taps the sign...
Columbia University right now...
March 8, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Columbia University right now...
February 15, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I guess this is where we're at now.
TBH, we're probably lucky they didn't name it the Gulf of Trump
TBH, we're probably lucky they didn't name it the Gulf of Trump
February 11, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I guess this is where we're at now.
TBH, we're probably lucky they didn't name it the Gulf of Trump
TBH, we're probably lucky they didn't name it the Gulf of Trump
I wonder if anyone at the Washington Post (New masthead logo: "Democracy drowns in AI Slop") happened to read this
February 11, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I wonder if anyone at the Washington Post (New masthead logo: "Democracy drowns in AI Slop") happened to read this
Fuck you, google.
February 10, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Fuck you, google.
I'm not sure that's going to work out as well for them as they're hoping.
February 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I'm not sure that's going to work out as well for them as they're hoping.
Stupid people, like the dead, don't know they're stupid. Sadly, that's also what makes him so appealing to his base. MAGA is one giant case study of Dunning-Kruger.
February 3, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Stupid people, like the dead, don't know they're stupid. Sadly, that's also what makes him so appealing to his base. MAGA is one giant case study of Dunning-Kruger.
Some fresh graffiti outside my local liquor store.
February 2, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Some fresh graffiti outside my local liquor store.
I stand corrected. 😀
If that includes all ticket types, I can still believe it. Think of stuff like account lockouts, billing issues, all the stuff that goes wrong (or they open a ticket because they don't understand the issue) with a large org in the cloud.
If that includes all ticket types, I can still believe it. Think of stuff like account lockouts, billing issues, all the stuff that goes wrong (or they open a ticket because they don't understand the issue) with a large org in the cloud.
January 29, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I stand corrected. 😀
If that includes all ticket types, I can still believe it. Think of stuff like account lockouts, billing issues, all the stuff that goes wrong (or they open a ticket because they don't understand the issue) with a large org in the cloud.
If that includes all ticket types, I can still believe it. Think of stuff like account lockouts, billing issues, all the stuff that goes wrong (or they open a ticket because they don't understand the issue) with a large org in the cloud.
Honestly, I think it's less "Blitzkrieg" and more "Black Friday DOORBUSTERS!!!!" fighting to be the person who gets the cheap giantscreen TV.
January 24, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Honestly, I think it's less "Blitzkrieg" and more "Black Friday DOORBUSTERS!!!!" fighting to be the person who gets the cheap giantscreen TV.
Republicans don't like *actual* covert activity or diplomacy, because it's not manly-man-blow-shit-up stuff.
They don't care about Effectiveness, they care about the Kaboom.
They don't care about Effectiveness, they care about the Kaboom.
January 8, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Republicans don't like *actual* covert activity or diplomacy, because it's not manly-man-blow-shit-up stuff.
They don't care about Effectiveness, they care about the Kaboom.
They don't care about Effectiveness, they care about the Kaboom.
I feel seen
December 24, 2024 at 2:04 AM
I feel seen
Yup. Going just great over there...
December 7, 2024 at 2:54 AM
Yup. Going just great over there...
Tell me you don't know what (social media feed selection) algorithms are without telling me...
December 6, 2024 at 2:01 PM
Tell me you don't know what (social media feed selection) algorithms are without telling me...
December 5, 2024 at 4:26 PM
I tried to watch the trailer and couldn't even do that.
I count myself lucky my daughter is too old enough to want to see this, and with only 19k likes on 4.5M views, the YouTube voters agree.
I count myself lucky my daughter is too old enough to want to see this, and with only 19k likes on 4.5M views, the YouTube voters agree.
December 5, 2024 at 12:11 AM
I tried to watch the trailer and couldn't even do that.
I count myself lucky my daughter is too old enough to want to see this, and with only 19k likes on 4.5M views, the YouTube voters agree.
I count myself lucky my daughter is too old enough to want to see this, and with only 19k likes on 4.5M views, the YouTube voters agree.
Oh, boy! Fake Reese Witherspoon is following me!
That's how I know I've Made It on here. 🫠
That's how I know I've Made It on here. 🫠
November 24, 2024 at 1:53 AM
Oh, boy! Fake Reese Witherspoon is following me!
That's how I know I've Made It on here. 🫠
That's how I know I've Made It on here. 🫠
The discussion about the next AG nominee right now...
November 21, 2024 at 7:37 PM
The discussion about the next AG nominee right now...
Fun fact: When you're building a Vespa motor and need to install the bearings into the crankcase, the best way to do it is to heat the cases to 300F, let the metal expand, and then the bearings fall right in.
The oven works great for this, even if it doesn't smell great.
The oven works great for this, even if it doesn't smell great.
November 15, 2024 at 3:37 AM
Fun fact: When you're building a Vespa motor and need to install the bearings into the crankcase, the best way to do it is to heat the cases to 300F, let the metal expand, and then the bearings fall right in.
The oven works great for this, even if it doesn't smell great.
The oven works great for this, even if it doesn't smell great.