Chandler Dean
@chandlerjdean.bsky.social
Surely THIS one will stick
SUCK IT BILL ACKMAN WE’RE MAKIN’ MAPS IN THIS MF!!!
November 5, 2025 at 3:01 AM
SUCK IT BILL ACKMAN WE’RE MAKIN’ MAPS IN THIS MF!!!
Tix for the Abolish Everything S2 Finale taping go live on @caveatnyc.bsky.social’s website at NOON TODAY!
October 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Tix for the Abolish Everything S2 Finale taping go live on @caveatnyc.bsky.social’s website at NOON TODAY!
Folks! Tix were just made available for the October tapings of Abolish Everything! on @nebula.tv and over half of them are already gone.
Don’t miss the ridiculously stacked lineup of our 7 PM taping OR our very special ABOLISH REDEMPTION taping at 10 PM which will feature some familiar faces…
Don’t miss the ridiculously stacked lineup of our 7 PM taping OR our very special ABOLISH REDEMPTION taping at 10 PM which will feature some familiar faces…
September 27, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Folks! Tix were just made available for the October tapings of Abolish Everything! on @nebula.tv and over half of them are already gone.
Don’t miss the ridiculously stacked lineup of our 7 PM taping OR our very special ABOLISH REDEMPTION taping at 10 PM which will feature some familiar faces…
Don’t miss the ridiculously stacked lineup of our 7 PM taping OR our very special ABOLISH REDEMPTION taping at 10 PM which will feature some familiar faces…
Every line of this reads like
September 10, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Every line of this reads like
he clocked her tea……….
August 31, 2025 at 4:45 PM
he clocked her tea……….
If you’ve been thinking about coming to an Abolish Everything! taping, we’ve got FOUR this Thursday and Friday @caveatnyc.bsky.social !
Early shows are sold out but the late shows still have some tix and the lineups are incredible. Don’t miss your chance!
www.caveat.nyc/events/aboli...
Early shows are sold out but the late shows still have some tix and the lineups are incredible. Don’t miss your chance!
www.caveat.nyc/events/aboli...
August 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
If you’ve been thinking about coming to an Abolish Everything! taping, we’ve got FOUR this Thursday and Friday @caveatnyc.bsky.social !
Early shows are sold out but the late shows still have some tix and the lineups are incredible. Don’t miss your chance!
www.caveat.nyc/events/aboli...
Early shows are sold out but the late shows still have some tix and the lineups are incredible. Don’t miss your chance!
www.caveat.nyc/events/aboli...
Delta flight attendant just referred to their Wi-Fi as “fast and free……”
August 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Delta flight attendant just referred to their Wi-Fi as “fast and free……”
Lineups go crazy for the August abolish tapings just FYI
August 7, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Lineups go crazy for the August abolish tapings just FYI
Amy and I are here to remind you that Season 2 of Abolish Everything on @nebula.tv starts taping THIS FRIDAY @caveatnyc.bsky.social and tix are avail here, for now: www.caveat.nyc/events/aboli...
July 20, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Amy and I are here to remind you that Season 2 of Abolish Everything on @nebula.tv starts taping THIS FRIDAY @caveatnyc.bsky.social and tix are avail here, for now: www.caveat.nyc/events/aboli...
Tickets are up for our Season 2 premiere tapings of Abolish Everything! at @caveatnyc.bsky.social! Complete with these illustrious lineups! Grab your tix before they sell out, which they will very quickly!
www.caveat.nyc/events/aboli...
www.caveat.nyc/events/aboli...
July 2, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Tickets are up for our Season 2 premiere tapings of Abolish Everything! at @caveatnyc.bsky.social! Complete with these illustrious lineups! Grab your tix before they sell out, which they will very quickly!
www.caveat.nyc/events/aboli...
www.caveat.nyc/events/aboli...
Thank you Fordham Magazine for the feature on Abolish Everything! on @nebula.tv! When St. Ignatius said “go forth and set the world on fire,” I think this is exactly what that mf meant
June 28, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Thank you Fordham Magazine for the feature on Abolish Everything! on @nebula.tv! When St. Ignatius said “go forth and set the world on fire,” I think this is exactly what that mf meant
Watch the Abolish Everything! season finale on @nebula.tv to get the context behind this image
June 16, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Watch the Abolish Everything! season finale on @nebula.tv to get the context behind this image
The ABOLISH EVERYTHING WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP is this Sunday at 7 PM on @nebula.tv!
Every winning abolitionist is back to abolish one last thing.
Taping this finale was nuts and an absolute blast. If you haven’t checked out Abolish on Nebula, now’s the time!
Every winning abolitionist is back to abolish one last thing.
Taping this finale was nuts and an absolute blast. If you haven’t checked out Abolish on Nebula, now’s the time!
June 13, 2025 at 8:45 PM
The ABOLISH EVERYTHING WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP is this Sunday at 7 PM on @nebula.tv!
Every winning abolitionist is back to abolish one last thing.
Taping this finale was nuts and an absolute blast. If you haven’t checked out Abolish on Nebula, now’s the time!
Every winning abolitionist is back to abolish one last thing.
Taping this finale was nuts and an absolute blast. If you haven’t checked out Abolish on Nebula, now’s the time!
5 years ago this month, @carolinaide.bsky.social and I scribbled a bunch of postcards encouraging our neighbors to support @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social for state assembly. He prevailed despite my handwriting.
This guy is the real deal and always has been. Rank him first for mayor!
This guy is the real deal and always has been. Rank him first for mayor!
June 11, 2025 at 5:26 PM
5 years ago this month, @carolinaide.bsky.social and I scribbled a bunch of postcards encouraging our neighbors to support @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social for state assembly. He prevailed despite my handwriting.
This guy is the real deal and always has been. Rank him first for mayor!
This guy is the real deal and always has been. Rank him first for mayor!
It’s time someone had the courage to say it.
May 18, 2025 at 11:28 PM
It’s time someone had the courage to say it.
I’ve been living with Austin Butler Syndrome
May 14, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I’ve been living with Austin Butler Syndrome
My life flashed before my eyes in the latest Abolish Everything!
May 4, 2025 at 11:25 PM
My life flashed before my eyes in the latest Abolish Everything!
When I’m having that bad dream where I show up to a class I haven’t attended all semester
May 3, 2025 at 12:06 AM
When I’m having that bad dream where I show up to a class I haven’t attended all semester
Slow walkers finally have a champion. And her name is @glotavarez.bsky.social
April 28, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Slow walkers finally have a champion. And her name is @glotavarez.bsky.social
WE NEED TO ABOLISH…
April 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
WE NEED TO ABOLISH…
I’m not sure how Dan Toomey got this misinformation past our editors
April 24, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I’m not sure how Dan Toomey got this misinformation past our editors
We learned a lot about our panel on the latest Abolish Everything!
April 20, 2025 at 11:35 PM
We learned a lot about our panel on the latest Abolish Everything!
Friends, @adamchase.bsky.social was recently the victim of a horrible attack. And if that isn’t enough to get you to watch Abolish Everything on @nebula.tv, you can learn more by watching his set abolishing the dentist on YouTube.
April 18, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Friends, @adamchase.bsky.social was recently the victim of a horrible attack. And if that isn’t enough to get you to watch Abolish Everything on @nebula.tv, you can learn more by watching his set abolishing the dentist on YouTube.