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Chance
@chancecass.bsky.social
Amateur Comedian
Upcoming Shows:
Your Mom's house
Your Dad's house
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Shakira's hips still can't lie, she's giving Pinocchio a run for his money
#Grammys
#Shakira
February 3, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Winning record of the year with a diss track means you win the beef

End of Story.
#KendrickLamar
#NotLikeUs
#Grammys
#KungFuKenny
February 3, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Trump is like the weird uncle at Thanksgiving

"We're putting stars and stripes on the mars, renaming the Gulf of Mexico to Gulf of America, starting a war over the Panama Canal, and restoring free speech unless you say there are more than 2 genders."
January 20, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Hey buddy, renaming the Gulf of Mexico won't lower our groceries cost like your promised. I'm about to deadname the shit out of a body of water.
January 20, 2025 at 5:36 PM