Janson Rodger
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Janson Rodger
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IT hack, former brown liquor enthusiast, Video Game Idiot. Against All Odds, I Am A Fan Of The Miami Dalé
Wait until she figures out how to make LiveSplit work for all of that
December 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Mr. Gonzalez is my father. Call me Republican.
December 10, 2025 at 7:02 PM
It's one more D so it's better
November 18, 2025 at 11:15 AM
I got bitches in the livin' room gettin' it on and, they ain't leavin' 'til six in the mornin'

Please, make them leave. My family is terrified.
August 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I own the hat and I've lived in western PA my entire life, but I was a bit of a mallrats fan in my 20s
August 13, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I simply don't think he has the range
June 21, 2025 at 8:13 PM
It's a living
May 24, 2025 at 3:56 AM
The perfect toolbox companion
April 21, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Well I shot a man in Seinfeld and he asked what's the deal?
April 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM
You've made an enemy of the sequel to Minnesota. I hope you can sleep at night.
March 7, 2025 at 5:13 PM
It's closer to 7up flavor than Sprite flavor but fairly unremarkable otherwise
February 16, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Give me Geocities or give me death
December 4, 2024 at 2:20 AM
Hey man, it's not your fault
November 6, 2024 at 7:39 PM
My county fucked up printing the ballots and all the ones cast before they reprinted mid-day have to be hand counted. As a result they extended the polls being open by two hours, so they just closed at 10 pm.
November 6, 2024 at 3:14 AM
Thanks for sharing, I always enjoy seeing your nature pictures on the timeline while I'm trapped inside
September 5, 2024 at 3:48 PM
That's not a baby, that's a Brother multifunction copier
August 28, 2024 at 11:41 PM
It's refreshing that there are still classic internet weirdos out there
June 14, 2024 at 1:07 AM
We trained an AI on millions of posts from incels
March 5, 2024 at 12:06 AM