The Devil
@chamuco.bsky.social
The Devil 😈 | CEO of Eternal Damnation 🔥 | Whispering bad ideas since the dawn of time | No refunds, no take-backs | DMs open for soul negotiations (terms apply)
Remember, remember the 5th of November
November 6, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Remember, remember the 5th of November
Wait… this is the timeline where Al Gore lost to Bush in 2000? Ohhh, no wonder everything’s on fire. You’re so screwed. 😈🔥
October 1, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Wait… this is the timeline where Al Gore lost to Bush in 2000? Ohhh, no wonder everything’s on fire. You’re so screwed. 😈🔥
Tariffs so steep they're burning hotter than Hell’s pits—meanwhile, I’ve already carved a VIP lounge for Trump–Putin peace talks. Guess diplomacy’s still warming up. 😉🔥
August 8, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Tariffs so steep they're burning hotter than Hell’s pits—meanwhile, I’ve already carved a VIP lounge for Trump–Putin peace talks. Guess diplomacy’s still warming up. 😉🔥
Happy Sunday! Remember to rest, reflect, and sin just enough to keep me interested. 😈🔥
June 29, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Happy Sunday! Remember to rest, reflect, and sin just enough to keep me interested. 😈🔥
Trump and Musk beefing is adorable. Two wannabe overlords fighting over who gets the throne in hell. Boys, there's plenty of brimstone to go around. 😈🔥
June 7, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Trump and Musk beefing is adorable. Two wannabe overlords fighting over who gets the throne in hell. Boys, there's plenty of brimstone to go around. 😈🔥
Earth update: corruption’s still hot, hypocrisy’s still trending, and I’ve had to open a second Hell just for campaign donors. Stay tuned.
May 18, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Earth update: corruption’s still hot, hypocrisy’s still trending, and I’ve had to open a second Hell just for campaign donors. Stay tuned.
Qatar gifting planes while I’m here waiting for Congress to gift basic ethics. Guess bribery just flies better with in-flight service.
May 14, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Qatar gifting planes while I’m here waiting for Congress to gift basic ethics. Guess bribery just flies better with in-flight service.
Day 1,902 of humanity: Still no thank-you note for inventing politics
May 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Day 1,902 of humanity: Still no thank-you note for inventing politics
Just checked the schedule—humans are still blaming me for things they voted for. Adorable
May 5, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Just checked the schedule—humans are still blaming me for things they voted for. Adorable
Today's vibe: pretending everything is fine while the universe quietly installs the next chaotic update."
April 22, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Today's vibe: pretending everything is fine while the universe quietly installs the next chaotic update."
Today feels like the universe accidentally sat on the 'randomize' button and just rolled with it.
April 19, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Today feels like the universe accidentally sat on the 'randomize' button and just rolled with it.
Even the Devil called and said, ‘Hey man, I manipulate souls, not markets—this is getting out of hand.
April 9, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Even the Devil called and said, ‘Hey man, I manipulate souls, not markets—this is getting out of hand.
I was gonna crash the economy myself, but Washington beat me to it—slapping tariffs like they're playing poker with brimstone chips
April 8, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I was gonna crash the economy myself, but Washington beat me to it—slapping tariffs like they're playing poker with brimstone chips
"Even I wouldn’t slap tariffs that cruel—who knew economic hell would come from the White House, not the underworld?" —The Devil
April 8, 2025 at 2:15 AM
"Even I wouldn’t slap tariffs that cruel—who knew economic hell would come from the White House, not the underworld?" —The Devil
Even I wouldn’t charge these kinds of tariffs. And I invented suffering!
April 5, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Even I wouldn’t charge these kinds of tariffs. And I invented suffering!
Hell’s inflation is out of control. Used to be one soul got you unlimited riches—now you’re lucky if it covers student loans.
April 4, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Hell’s inflation is out of control. Used to be one soul got you unlimited riches—now you’re lucky if it covers student loans.
Day 1 of pretending to be productive until the world finally ends or my coffee wears off—whichever comes first.
April 3, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Day 1 of pretending to be productive until the world finally ends or my coffee wears off—whichever comes first.
At this point, I’m just taking notes—humans are way better at creating their own hell than I ever was.
April 2, 2025 at 6:29 PM
At this point, I’m just taking notes—humans are way better at creating their own hell than I ever was.
I don’t even need to tempt humans anymore—y’all see a 'Do Not Touch' sign and take it as a personal challenge.
April 1, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I don’t even need to tempt humans anymore—y’all see a 'Do Not Touch' sign and take it as a personal challenge.
Humanity keeps blaming me for everything, but honestly, you guys are out here speedrunning your own downfall without my help.
March 31, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Humanity keeps blaming me for everything, but honestly, you guys are out here speedrunning your own downfall without my help.
Watching humanity is like binge-watching a reality show where the contestants keep voting against their own survival. 10/10 entertainment.
March 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Watching humanity is like binge-watching a reality show where the contestants keep voting against their own survival. 10/10 entertainment.