Uhhh…get into the mascot business? I’m sure someone would pay for our likenesses.

Huh? Did moooo say something?

...Oh no.

ooohhh beefy!

I hope everything works out as well as it's able to for you.

Big fan of lugia, personally
Perfect specimen

Yeaahhh free milk for all!

Then in seriousness probably just the pop culture stuff

Pyramids, sphinx, Tut, CleopatraxCeaser, etc

Ok it’s not a monument or figure but still keeps coming to mind
If I’m remembering right, they had a pregnancy test where the woman being tested’s urine was put on some crops and if they grew or not would indicate pregnancy

Oohh I really like the moth one

Oh no Zilch is gonna steal everyone’s yoshis

They don’t even get the joy of the hot chocolate song

The text is very in character for him, I say keep it

Chocobooooo

The creetchur claims another

Hope you feel better soon!