One time he tried paying the cashier with sex—

. . .

Huh? Oh no-no. It totally worked, they seemed 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚍 at the offer if anything.

I just lost my wallet was all, I don't 𝚝𝚢𝚙𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 try to pay like that 𝚊𝚕𝚕 the time... 💧

"Well, there's 𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚕𝚢 any point in trying to deceive a fortune teller...

And I 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 you're ready for anything I'll do– So I'll just skip to the 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚍 part ꨄ"

Giving a playful look of 'defeat,' Tamao smiled as he'd 𝚜𝚕𝚒𝚍𝚎 his hands around her person... 𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 her up and giving her rear a 𝚜𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚎𝚣𝚎–!

<— Totally barking by this point

Ehh?? You think so?? :0

But I 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 lost the main doctor I go to usually... 🤧

If only there was some sort of 𝚋𝚎𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚏𝚞𝚕, 𝚜𝚎𝚡𝚢, and most importantly, 𝗔𝗠𝗔𝗭𝗜𝗡𝗚 Nurse who'd be willing to spend a few... 𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚜 on my check up... 😔

He 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 use condoms—

But... have you've 𝚜𝚎𝚎𝚗 him fill one before?

Realistically, they're just gonna "*𝚙𝚘𝚙*" during the 'act,' y'know?

Sooo... 𝗿𝗮𝘄 is just better...?

And if you let him do it rawww... you're 𝚋𝚊𝚜𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢𝚢𝚢 asking to get preg—

(He talks too much.)

" Fun fact:

Cat girls can go into heat seemingly out of 𝚗𝚘𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎!

Huh?? No, it's true! It can't just be a coincidence to have all those cat-related clients...

. . .Huh?... They're just trying to 'Please their Alpha?'

But I never said I'd be theirs though– "

The stuff he does:

I am, very very suddenly, feeling unwell.

[[ You lowkey cooked.

1000/10

Totally not because I have a sweet tooth 😔

Tamao is the kinda person to ask how you are everyday, a rather sweet thing to do–

But still automatically assume you'll go to the gym with him every time :D

We need to get them 𝚐𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚜 after all!

" 𝙷𝚖𝚖𝚖? Yeah, of course you can pay me hourly. I don't have issues with that.

My 'limit?' Oh, don't you worry about that. I'm the one providing 𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚟𝚒𝚌𝚎 y'know~

My limit is your bank account... and then some ꨄ "

He'll never understand all those questions...💧

ooc.

I think I'm 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 finished for now–

I'll do a post after class. Hopefully the pinned looks good! <3

Nice to meet everyone!

𝚂𝚘𝚕𝚘 𝙻𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝙿𝚊𝚛𝚝 1

𝙺𝚒𝚗𝚔𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙻𝚒𝚖𝚒𝚝𝚜

𝙼𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝙸𝚗𝚏𝚘

𝙼𝚞𝚗 𝙸𝚗𝚏𝚘

𝚃𝚊𝚖𝚊𝚘'𝚜 𝙻𝚘𝚛𝚎

𝙼𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝚃𝚑𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍

𝙱𝚁𝙴𝙴𝙳—

𝚅𝚎𝚛𝚋.

Typically slang for 'the production of offspring,' with mating. This definition tends to be misunderstood by many.

To breed is to have offspring, whether human, inhuman, or in-between.

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