I am from the DNC. Debbie Wasserman-Schulz personally thinks you’re a moron.

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Five bucks says no one’s ever jerked off to a video of Amanda with garden gnomes.

Congrats you’re the dumbest asshole on BlueSky of the night!

That’s unfair. Amoebas can’t help that they’re a unicellular blob that reacts in the most basic way to external stimuli.

These gimbuses, on the other hand, have to make a positive choice every day to wake up and remain a total fucking idiot.

Hard science fiction also benefits from a healthy dollop of rank misogyny. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Col...

Wasn’t that wet noodle of an anchor on the left a Republican congressman at some point? One of the California goons or something?

Don’t be an idiot. Or do, but you don’t have to share it with the world.

Are you saying my mental illness can't be a hobby? Sounds like ableism to me!

I like will. And also think he’d do better work if he had 10% more filter online

I find it really surprising that we’ve had so few leaks about Trump getting blowies in the oval or whatever.

People want to be paid a living wage for driving a happy meal around from place to place.

The only way the economics on this ever worked were with high margin foods delivered in a very tight radius.

Also not everyone can ride a bike. Why are they being so ableist?

I’m only furiously masturbating to this movie because it’s so cool how they kill Persians with their rippling oiled muscles.

Jamie Pederson is a terrible state senator.